Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

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December 4th, 2019

Query deutsch: *wand OR *mauer
Query englisch: wall

via Twitter for Android

Dinge, die bei deutschen ICEs nicht möglich sind, wohl aber bei dänischen MFs:
* Wechsel zwischen Zugteilen während der Fahrt (dank den drolligen Gumminasen)
* Zugteilung während der Fahrt 🤯 (also, im Ausrollen im Bahnhof) (zweimal gesehen, ich habe mir das nicht eingebildet)

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GretaThunberg The endless conspiracy theories and denial of facts.
The lies, hate and bullying of children who communicate and act on the science.
All because some adults - terrified of change - so desperately don't want to talk about the
This is hope in disguise.
We're winning. pic.twitter.com/fFGlCXWVqy

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:29 PM, Dec 4th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Wieso heißt es Selfiestick und nicht Bilderstöckchen

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:26 PM, Dec 4th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson Alman, wer im Redefluss mehrere Alternativ-Modalverben oder -Zeitformen anbietet, um alle möglichen Szenarien abzudecken.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:06 PM, Dec 4th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn "Bei Python stürzt wenigstens das Programm ab, wenn man eine Klammer vergessen hat. Bei den Logikaufgaben wirft höchstens das Gehirn eine Fehlermeldung!" - "Wenn man Glück hat."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:35 PM, Dec 4th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

cptphilomena some people ghost everyone they know to cope

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:35 PM, Dec 4th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

tiegz @jamis Seen Brilliant yet? brilliant.org/courses/#/math…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:33 PM, Dec 4th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

jamis Duolingo but for math.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:33 PM, Dec 4th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

the_maki - Wir Norddeutschen immer mit unserer herrlich knorrigen Wortkargheit!
- Mhm.
- Hier können die Leute ganze Unterhaltungen nur mit einem „Moin“ bestreiten!
- Soso.
- Oder mit einem „Jo“!
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- Oder mit „Muss ja.“
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- Kennst du den Witz, wo sich zwei friesische Bauern tr

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:29 PM, Dec 4th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

wellformedness I know I said some mean stuff about modern NN library design but fairseq does a pretty good job of turning sequence-to-sequence learning experiments into a black box you can just run from the command-line. Just kicked off a day of experiments with nothing more than Bash loops.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:49 PM, Dec 4th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

etymologic Honestly, @UniversitiesUK, if there was a fire in your building, how long would it take you to convene a committee to appoint an commissioner to draft the remit of the panel which would eventually write the report to suggest that you should have emailed the Fire Brigade?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:18 PM, Dec 4th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

AdamCSharp Sorely missed Victorian slang:

8. Gigglemug (always smiling)
7. Bitch the pot (pour the tea)
6. Got the morbs (temporary sadness)
5. Tight as a boiled owl (drunk)
4. Poked up (embarrassed)
3. Sauce-box (the mouth)
2. Cupid’s kettle drums (breasts)
1. Not up to dick (unwell)

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:44 PM, Dec 4th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

mikofLohr Nou ja, dat was voor mannen altijd al zo, dus welcome to the club. twitter.com/KimBoon94/stat…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:49 AM, Dec 4th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

committing adhocities

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