Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

December 20th, 2019

HWarlow Atkinson Grimshaw painted the wet cobbles of Leeds. Always atmospheric and stark, the only warmth is the street light and the break in the sky where the moon is trying to shine. pic.twitter.com/t6J1a3jjgl

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:59 PM, Dec 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Person, mit der man etwas den Kontakt verloren hat, zum Geburtstag gratulieren und sagen, wir müssten uns mal wieder sehen, eine Stunde später sind die Zugtickets gebucht, so sollte das öfter laufen.

via Twitter for Android

thejeffreymarsh One thing I ADORE about us as LGBTQ people is that we don’t “have our sh*t 100% together” re
Labels
Pronouns
Demands and explanations
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we’re very not-interested in presenting some digestible “making sense” image for cis/het society and I’M HERE FOR IT
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via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:17 PM, Dec 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

brynguist Point 2) The class of "possessives" (splorks) is not the only linguistic tool used to signal possession. Another tool is "I have." Would OP propose we ban all uses of "I have [human]"?

"I have a daughter." YOU MONSTER. She is "a" daughter among a child group you parent (sarcasm)

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:13 PM, Dec 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

hostarastrology object permanence is a lie made up by Big Object to sell more objects

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:11 PM, Dec 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

@Arocalyptic Fuchs heißt auf Dänisch ræv was ist da los ich sage dir die sind heimlich dasselbe Tier

via Twitter for Android in reply to Arocalyptic

SiobhanFTB Anyway if you don't have the time to sort out heads from tails in the anti-trans moral panic just trust me that literally 100% of the "fired for pronouns" stories are wilful misrepresentations of these situations designed to make you dismiss trans people as unreasonable.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:08 PM, Dec 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

GretaThunberg "The most important climate change court decision in the world so far, confirming that human rights are jeopardised by the climate emergency and that wealthy nations are legally obligated to achieve rapid and substantial emission reductions." theguardian.com/world/2019/dec…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:04 PM, Dec 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

ezraklein The rhetorical clash between "leftists" and "moderates" is obscuring the deeper truth: This is the most progressive Democratic primary in history, and even if, say, Biden won the nomination, he'd be running on a platform far to Obama's left. vox.com/2019/12/20/210…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:14 PM, Dec 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera Leanes Sitzfleisch aus biologischer Standingdeskhaltung

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:45 PM, Dec 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

GretaThunberg Last month domestic air travel in Sweden was down 11%.
In Germany it was down 12%.
The climate- and environmental crisis can of course only be solved by a system change.
But these numbers surely do help with bringing that change a little closer...
bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:45 PM, Dec 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

VQuaschning Ein Zeichen der Hoffnung: Nach zuletzt steigenden Fluggastzahlen sind jetzt infolge der -Diskussion Kurzstreckenflüge stark rückläufig. Es übernehmen mehr Menschen Verantwortung.


welt.de/wirtschaft/art…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:54 PM, Dec 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera Okay, Google, what time is it? twitter.com/NoContextTrek/…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:36 PM, Dec 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa OK, Vorschlag zur Güte: Ziviles Jahrzehnt (ugs. kurz Jahrzehnt) nennen wir jeweils die Zeitspanne vom Beginn eines Jahres mit Endziffer 0 bis zum Ende des nächstfolgenden Jahres mit Endziffer 9.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:47 PM, Dec 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

octodontidae Das Baby hat gerade per Geste auf dem Smartphone einen Screenshot gemacht.
Ich weiß nicht, wie das geht. Vielleicht sollte ich es nach Unterricht fragen.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:19 PM, Dec 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

CodeWisdom "Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning." - Unknown

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:53 AM, Dec 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

60jahrPublizist Doppelt und dreifach besiegelt: Dieses »Festspielhaus« wird mich NIE wieder von innen sehen.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:22 AM, Dec 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Ich muss Abbitte leisten. Ich habe fest damit gerechnet, dass die rechten Kräfte in der sächsischen CDU das gar nicht erst zustande kommen lassen oder es irgendwie hintertreiben. twitter.com/ChMelcher/stat…

via Facebook (retweeted on 10:21 AM, Dec 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

publictorsten Vielleicht bräuchte es nur einen griffigeren Namen. Etwa das "Böser-Emotet-Gesetz". twitter.com/BSI_Bund/statu…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:22 AM, Dec 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

stipulative Regular people: I have never forgotten what you said all those years ago. What a sweet sentiment!

Linguists: I have never forgotten what you said all those years ago. What a curious construction!

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:18 AM, Dec 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

sich undersellen, aber als powermove

via Twitter Web App