Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

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December 24th, 2019

texttheater auf auch

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:14 PM, Dec 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

tiangolo Exactly one year ago was the first public release of FastAPI.

Today I have a new Christmas present for my fellow developers!

Typer: the FastAPI of CLIs 🚀

github.com/tiangolo/typer

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:34 PM, Dec 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

yuvalpi i am beyond cannot evening

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:45 PM, Dec 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

@EnglishGibson @abertrotzdem @sista_ray Not all women have to accept/use them, and especially not in all contexts, for them to have merit.

via Twitter for Android in reply to EnglishGibson

"Das sind die Dinger, die ich nicht mag, aber trotzdem esse, wenn sie da liegen."

via Twitter for Android

M: Der Quark ist eingeplant für die Sättigung!
S: Nee, auf Pfannkuchen gehört Zucker.
M: Der Quark ist gesüßt!
S: Es geht um das knirschende Gefühl zwischen den Zähnen.

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24.12., 17:54, Weihnachtsliedersingen
M: Wir können doch eigentlich auch noch ein Adventslied singen, oder?
I: Ja, sechs Minuten geht das noch.
S: Wieso, was ist dann?
I: Weihnachten.

via Twitter for Android

@ojahnn ist "komm esther" wie "ok google" nur andersrum

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

frank_opitz Man grincht sich so durch.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:24 PM, Dec 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Broschüre der Hausverwaltung "Wie zu heyzen sey"

via Twitter Web App

senoJsicnarF @Holbornlolz Classicist here. There are a couple of odd things about this performance. His accent isn't great, but more importantly he leaves out whole lines (8 and 15-16), and after line 17 he stops reciting the opening of Iliad 1 and moves immediately and seamlessly into another chunk 1/

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:13 PM, Dec 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

deportablediz @Holbornlolz you're the most easily impressed bunch of posh wankers in the world

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:13 PM, Dec 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

brian_bilston A SHORT POEM CONCERNING CHRIS REA’S PROXIMITY TO HOME AS HE DRIVES BACK FOR CHRISTMAS

Chris Rea
is nea

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:12 PM, Dec 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

explosives Lernbedürfnis

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bundesamtfvs Wir suchen noch den Vandalismus... irgendwas mit dem QR-Code? twitter.com/freakingmuse/s…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:18 PM, Dec 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

brynguist to whichever of my neighbors just had the experience of their bluetooth speaker spontaneously playing the first 15 seconds of Parks & Rec S5:E2 roughly 7 times in a row at increasing volume:

uhhh sorry it took me so long to troubleshoot that

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:53 AM, Dec 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Reality: This innovatIon was recently tested in $CITY ($COUNTRY).
Internet: THIS IS HOW THEY DO THINGS IN $COUNTRY!

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