The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 1st, 2022

NashRomi "GamerGate Dad" pic.twitter.com/7Pn9Uxi6wJ

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:09 PM, Sep 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielleBates Matt Rasmussen’s “Reverse Suicide” gets me every single time freakin time pic.twitter.com/OANlgETWKo

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:59 PM, Sep 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

hyaenedelrey meine beraterin bei der bank heißt berati mit nachnamen wie süß kann es noch werden 😭

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:19 PM, Sep 1st, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

neutsch_org alkoholisieren – allyhoasor – allyhöasöre – allyhösaloren neutsch.org/Starke_Verben/A

via neutschbot (retweeted on 11:15 AM, Sep 1st, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

labenzticker Realsmühle, die: Antimimetische Verselbstständigung einer Satire, die so plausibel und wirklichkeitsnah gestaltet ist, dass sie nach kurzer Zeit für bare Münze genommen wird und den realen Sprachgebrauch bestimmt. Beispiele: „Wertbeutel-Verordnung der De… labenz.neutsch.org/Realsm%C3%BChle

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:14 AM, Sep 1st, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

wonnepropfen hab mir zwei parfümes gekauft welches findet ihr besser? pic.twitter.com/GTQBIXsEwG

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:13 AM, Sep 1st, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

'Markteinstiegshürde "für paar Milliarden Gleise rumliegen haben"' /via 🔒

via Twitter Web App

MULCH_EATER Well, it happened. I accidentally pressed my joke Amazon dash button that orders a Kia Sorento. pic.twitter.com/jZxw6xWAvd

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:04 AM, Sep 1st, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

chazfirestone just when things were getting reasonable pic.twitter.com/p1GjJ9j7Kp

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:04 AM, Sep 1st, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

vloggertaika medieval nonbinary bitches with thee/thou pronouns and names like mutton and moat

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:01 AM, Sep 1st, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

MeganTeig When I typed up this R script, god and I were the only ones who knew how to interpret this jumbled mess. Now that I haven’t looked at it in 3 weeks, that information belongs to god and god alone.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:01 AM, Sep 1st, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

raisethedead5 Wer tatsächlich noch Mozzarella statt "Burrata" ißt, hat offensichtlich kein großes Interesse an der Teilnahme am urbanen intellektuellen Diskurs & gehört imho in eine schimmlige 40 Quadratmeter Hochhauswohnung in der Vorstadt gecancelt.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:00 AM, Sep 1st, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

DrChaoborus Core II bio anyone?

Thanks to @DrArialShogren for posting this pic.twitter.com/K6WDup20cl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:58 AM, Sep 1st, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

hllizi Glaub Habeck und Scholz haben jetzt sowas am Start wie die beiden in "Liebe mich, wenn du dich traust". twitter.com/yasminecmbarek…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:30 AM, Sep 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

coling2022 Out of the 2253 submissions, 2,026 papers have been reviewed and 634 have been accepted. The acceptance rate is 33.4% (522 / 1563) for long papers and 24.2% (112 / 463) for short papers.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:25 AM, Sep 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ScHuehnerkrisp Sie isst eine 10 (Kl. Salatteller der Saison)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:24 AM, Sep 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

davesuarex postdoc: the job where your job is to get another job

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:55 AM, Sep 1st, 2022 via Twitter for Android)