Ich schreibe ein Buch über Empörung und nenne es PÖÖ
hllizi frage mich manchmal warum ich vor meinen tweets nachdenke wenn man es nicht tut bekommt man doppelt so viele likes
@derwahremawa Sandra Oh und Michelle Yeoh
Brohamulet Water is renowned throughout the world for its death-preventing and death-inducing properties
Brohamulet "Minute rice" is redundant. All rice is minute. That's why so many can fit in a bowl.
CatSWrites when a teacher says they have a rule because they're getting kids ready for the real world, it's literally never like that in the real world unless you work in the armed services or, like, a 1930s tin mine or something
xkcdComic Historical Dates xkcd.com/2676/ m.xkcd.com/2676/ pic.twitter.com/m0R4x76iTQ
hauckundbauer Heute in der #FAS pic.twitter.com/tVnotl5DCB
kolaente Manche Leute haben @fragdenstaat auch einfach durchgespielt:
fragdenstaat.de/anfrage/rezept…
pangmeli the wording 'that body of yours is absurd' is not nearly interesting or idiosyncratic enough to warrant canonization as a meme. not in 2022. god. logged back in and I feel like moses discovering his israelites regressed back to idol worship
labenzticker Ratzeburg, die: Gemütliche Schlafstatt mit einem großen Plumeau und Wärmedecke für lange Winternächte. labenz.neutsch.org/Ratzeburg
Niemand:
Outdoor-Rucksäcke *1 Million runterbaumelnde Riemen hab*
Strohmannbieter, aber als Auktionsbetrüger
Four events, one fest… or should I say one GURT?
🧩 Construction Grammars and NLP Workshop
↔️ Conference on Dependency Linguistics
🌳 Workshop on Treebanks and Linguistic Theories
🌌 Universal Dependencies Workshop
Submit your papers by Nov 1!
gurt.georgetown.edu/#
#Worldle #246 1/6 (100%)
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I see what you did there, Duolingo 🤭 pic.twitter.com/MnNcUM7KD3