The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 2nd, 2022

DJGould94 "convince your readers of the importance of your research"

I have a hard enough time convincing myself

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:02 PM, Sep 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Balea Fußcreme riecht original wie die Pflanzenabteilung bei Ikea.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

gwalkden Tfw your website is mobile-friendly, but your language isn’t. pic.twitter.com/WXGsGcgSUY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:56 PM, Sep 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Was hat es mit diesen Ein-Wort-Tweets auf sich❓

via Twitter for Android

@Grumpfdalm Tut mir Leid, aber, und da schließe ich mich mehreren Vorredner*innen an, ultrageile Schuhe.

via Twitter for Android in reply to Grumpfdalm

Grumpfdalm Arbeit, Abokarte ist kaputt, Obst war schimmlig, Hund hat ihren Kauknochen zersabbert und ins Sofa einmassiert, Katzen werfen Elektrogeräte runter, Hund hat Durchfall und Böllerangst und... ich wurde bedrängt, weil meine Schuhe offenbar homosexuell sind. Sonst geht's eigentlich. pic.twitter.com/PfM4Kfbkmb

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:55 PM, Sep 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

skyglowberlin What the panic surrounding reducing waste light gets entirely wrong is that by using light more carefully the city can actually improve vision and make the streets more welcoming at night. pic.twitter.com/D5iC1KLpTR

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:22 PM, Sep 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

skyglowberlin As of tonight, storefronts in Germany are required to turn off their signs and windows after 22:00. Are they going to?

If I had gotten an ERC one of the three times I was invited to Brussels or otherwise had a "real" academic job I would be in a great position to research this.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:21 PM, Sep 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

NicoleBarbaro The reasons are simple: PhDs don't want to move to a random city for 1-2 years for a job that pays only $50K. pic.twitter.com/eaPQwLYEY9

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:03 PM, Sep 2nd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

mark_riedl This is how I'm going to introduce Transformers to my class:

Remember when I told you that it was a bad idea to make a really wide network to take in a sequence of tokens at once? And how we had to invent RNNs to work on one time slice at a time and pass a hidden state?...

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:02 PM, Sep 2nd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

@dbertsim Cool! But how do you get to the next guess if all tiles are gray?

via Twitter Web App in reply to dbertsim

dbertsim My doctoral student Alex Paskov and I have developed an optimal algorithm for wordle. We show that the best starting word is SALET. You can read the paper and use the algorithm at wordleopt.com

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:49 PM, Sep 2nd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

derloeffelbein kafka: *betritt die bühne*

die komplett ausverkaufte lanxessarena: VER-WAN-DELN VER-WAN-DELN VER-WAN-DELN VER-WAN-DELN VER-WAN-DELN VER-WAN-DELN VER

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:48 PM, Sep 2nd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

ausnahmsweise @Bediko das problem ist aber aus copywriting-sicht nicht trivial, weil besser personalisierte mails, von denen man sich besser angesprochen fühlt, messbar besser performen.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:41 PM, Sep 2nd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

andreapetkovic First day of retirement, enjoying my sixpack while it lasts! pic.twitter.com/io3IymUa5h

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:47 AM, Sep 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

sexworkpol In Spanien gibt es einen Gesetzesvorstoß für die weitere Illegalisierung der Sexarbeit nach dem sog. "Nordischen Modell". Dieser Text zeigt (vielleicht unabsichtlich) ganz gut, wie heuchlerisch die Motive der Verbotsbefürworter*innen sind. 🧵taz.de/Streit-um-kaeu…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:30 AM, Sep 2nd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

engl. Throwback Thursday
dt. Zurückgeworfenseins-Donnerstag

via Twitter Web App

Coldamber Wurde in einer App "für statistische Zwecke" nach meinem Geschlecht gefragt und konnte aus 3 Bildern wählen zwischen kurzhaarig/Krawatte, langhaarig/Kette und Einhorn.
Hätte Fragen z.B. was wird das für eine Statistik und wieso werden nicht-binäre Menschen nicht ernst genommen? pic.twitter.com/JDmyodEEC7

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:03 AM, Sep 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

MuzafferKal_ I knew gas was expensive but this is ridiculous pic.twitter.com/7dI7d7IIss

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:34 AM, Sep 2nd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

internetztube Zufälle gibt's, die gibt's gar ned. pic.twitter.com/LFlZzHpZXU

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:17 AM, Sep 2nd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

WilliBischof Was macht ihr, wenn die für euch zu hoch ist? Seltsam, dass es keine Medien gibt, die dazu ausgiebig informieren. 1/8

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:15 AM, Sep 2nd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

nsaphra Anyone from China want to coauthor a 2 pager for ai-cultures.github.io with me? I have a fun idea. Seriously, DM me

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:04 AM, Sep 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)