The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 9th, 2022

kochkunstRecook Die getrockneten Nudeln werden 5 Minuten in das Geheimnis eingeweiht.

via Brod und Spiele (retweeted on 11:55 PM, Sep 9th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

„Und dass ich eine tiefe Sympathie für good old American Gönnung hege, sollte eh bekannt sein.“ kybersetzung.net/2022/08/gesund…

via Twitter for Android

zouharvi @soldni Imagine you're in Germany. Compress ze files (czf) and extract ze files (xzf).

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:46 PM, Sep 9th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

peterawolf Holding Queen Elizabeth personally responsible for colonialism when her reign oversaw basically the entirely of decolonization is… certainly a take.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Sep 9th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

whaleykaley @unfortunatalie I can cope with a man queen. What's unacceptable is how all of a sudden they want us to change language and words and titles just to suit him 🙄

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:43 PM, Sep 9th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

labenzticker züttlingen (V.): (Desktop Publishing; einen Text ~) Den Schriftgrad jedes Leerzeichens um einen halben Punkt herabsetzen, um möglichst unauffällig die eine Zeile zu tilgen, die der Text zu viel beansprucht. labenz.neutsch.org/z%C3%BCttlingen

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:30 AM, Sep 9th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

heibie Tomaten-Marc war immer supergut in der Schule, denn er war dreifach konzentriert.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:17 AM, Sep 9th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

WersGlaubt Habe ich Ihnen eigentlich schon zu Ihrem pic.twitter.com/DYhJdZ6nMj

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:36 AM, Sep 9th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

freecondo here's a 2019 proposal to repurpose buckingham palace into social housing, for no reason in particular pic.twitter.com/IVDYvHuQ07

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:41 AM, Sep 9th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

depthsofwiki lots of memes about speedy wikipedia editors — quick thread about what went down on wikipedia in the minutes after her death was announced pic.twitter.com/raKcdWiP4W

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:12 AM, Sep 9th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

BadMathTakes Area Man Finds Fatal Conceptual Flaw, Invalidates Entire Field of Statistics pic.twitter.com/yHnhyBmCwj

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:11 AM, Sep 9th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

joshraclaw A colleague responded to an email in Italian (a language I do not know) so I responded back in Yiddish (a language they do not know) and I can’t wait to see how this might escalate further

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:53 AM, Sep 9th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

formschub »Bischöfe enttäuschen« klingt so negativ. Man muss das positiv formulieren: »Bischöfe erfüllen Erwartungen«. twitter.com/tagesschau/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:52 AM, Sep 9th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

EckDoktor beigelegt am anfang wie beige aussprechen beispielsatz hilfe meine brille beigelegt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:45 AM, Sep 9th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

robroc And they ended with "The Queen is dead, long live the king"!

That's wild.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:41 AM, Sep 9th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

robroc I am sitting with my friend who is at his Canadian citizenship ceremony via Zoom. There is a long delay. He was supposed to swear his allegiance to the Queen. I'm guessing they're trying to sort out what to do now.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:41 AM, Sep 9th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)