The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 10th, 2022

WorldBollard The advance of bollard technology NEVER stops.

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via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:57 PM, Sep 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

CorgiHell Branson Reese has the right words for, gesturing broadly, everything pic.twitter.com/a5JpOjOqEs

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:52 PM, Sep 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ScHuehnerkrisp KarlIII

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:36 PM, Sep 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Einen Wikipedia-Eintrag kriegt nur, wer merkwürdig genug ist ☝️⁠😑

via Twitter for Android

danielfarrelly I'm going to start to refer to things that happened before yesterday as Elizabethan, might be useful...

Journal: "you agreed to review this paper last week"
Me: "yeah but that was during the Elizabethan era, they were different times"

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:01 PM, Sep 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ersma 1 paar pflanzen in die erde flanschen

via Twitter for Android

tschfflr @texttheater Finde gut, einfach nochmal Erklärschilder zu den Verkehrszeichen hinzustellen! Gerade im Radbereich haben so viele falsche Vorstellungen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:40 PM, Sep 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Radwegbenutzungs🅿🅵🅻🅸🅲🅷🆃 aufgehoben pic.twitter.com/401CLyEDLe

via Twitter for Android from Odenthal, Deutschland

LinusMisera konzept frühstücksfernsehen aber die moderator*innen haben durchgemacht

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:29 PM, Sep 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

marineblau_ Zwischenstand aktuell pic.twitter.com/kzHFA590wZ

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:09 PM, Sep 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

moabit was ist mit bernd das brot twitter.com/mrtomsey/statu…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:06 PM, Sep 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

bomelino hab ne KI gefragt wie verschiedene künstler ne banane gemalt hätten und ich lieb die ergebnisse so 💚

(wer erkennt alle vier?) pic.twitter.com/CdIVVHcEw2

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:59 PM, Sep 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Rucksäcke abstellen

via Twitter for Android

advanceddirt Cringe and Punishment

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:56 PM, Sep 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Fikt, der: unwahre Behauptung

via Twitter for Android

Ich gehe gleich zu einer Veranstaltung und freue mich schon voll, also auf das Wiederalleinzuhausesein danach.

via Twitter Web App

branewyrms how do u unlock lilibet twitter.com/atrupar/status…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:28 PM, Sep 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

amanda_ball126 Prof: "Welcome back to normal everyone. I have a bit of a cough today so I was wearing a mask, but it's easier to lecture without it."

Me: *drops course*

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:23 PM, Sep 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

gamified that for you

via Twitter for Android

labenzticker Siebenecksknöll, das: Eine leicht missglückte Zeichnung im Geometrieunterricht, die nicht exakt dem entspricht, was herauskommen sollte, z.B. drei Winkelhalbierende eines Dreiecks, die nur ganz knapp einen gemeinsamen Schnittpunkt verfehlen. labenz.neutsch.org/Siebeneckskn%C…

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:33 AM, Sep 10th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

Iinux I love getting used on the desk twitter.com/nixcraft/statu…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:43 AM, Sep 10th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

fasterthanlime if you ever feel like you're underperforming, consider that my phone has eight 2.3GHz cores and somehow still manages to have Bluetooth audio playback cut out for half a second when I lock the display

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:02 AM, Sep 10th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)