The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 13th, 2022

kirbyconrod @texttheater twitter.com/tbc0/status/10… arguably a use from 2018. twitter search is being weird tho so i'm sure there's older ones

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:01 PM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

kirbyconrod @texttheater twitter.com/hugonz/status/… backdated to 2012 (as a mention, not a use)

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:00 PM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

MisterABK The Swedish word for great grandson doesn't mess around. pic.twitter.com/BlnwhZiahI

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:53 PM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

33% done with Infinite Jest, by David Foster Wallace goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

plutoconjunct new elements just dropped pic.twitter.com/NKlnRVAJxn

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:24 PM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

eutychusganzneu Zwei fliegen mit einer klappe pic.twitter.com/msoRUbFyPP

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:50 PM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ItsDeeNB Can confirm this is exactly how this works 😛 pic.twitter.com/WGwVrA8lLY

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:33 PM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin Fakt: Hey Siri heißt auf deutsch 𝕺𝖇𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖙 𝕾𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖊

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:59 PM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

MartinaWinkle14 "Die Doktorandentätigkeit in Vollzeit (39Stunden/Woche) wird gemäß dem Tarifvertag für den Öff. Dienst mit 65% des Gehalts der EntgeltgruppeE13 vergütet". Ausbeutung ist ja nicht ungewöhnlich, aber so offen angekündigt dann doch sehr dreist. Ist das legal?
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via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:53 PM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

amyfou got an email from a student with this salutation line: "Good time of day professor", and I feel like that student has cleverly solved my email greeting temporal deixis problem for good

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:35 PM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

DauntlessIre Yes, yes it does. pic.twitter.com/9wITyKJIzV

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 4:33 PM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

crowkids i feel like this being the only coronation in recent memory is gonna mean we continuously reveal layers and layers of Unbelievably British Bullshit that no one has had to talk about in decades. like what the fuck is this twitter.com/ScotNational/s…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:36 PM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

hllizi Das die einzige relevante linke Partei Deutschlands jetzt an pro und kontra Faschismus zerbricht, ist schon eher so mittel.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:34 PM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

UbahnBLN U7 — Möckernbrücke.
Two great Umlauts for the price of one. pic.twitter.com/T36ebTPzrh

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:04 PM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

likesmoth People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:31 AM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

TheBinderLab Schützt die auch vor / ? Die allermeisten Studien dazu sagen „ja“, aber die Effektivität ist schwer zu bestimmen. Hier eine neue Studie aus Israel, die einen sehr starken, nahezu vollständigen Schutz zeigt!

🧵1/n twitter.com/sailorrooscout…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:27 AM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

neutsch_org kreuzigen – kruzag – krüzäge – gekruzegen neutsch.org/Starke_Verben/K

via neutschbot (retweeted on 11:25 AM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Lol, als ob telefonieren nicht literally das einzige wäre, was man im Ruheabteil nicht darf. twitter.com/spinfocl/statu…

via Twitter for Android

spinfocl Im Ruheabteil wird vor mir telefoniert und neben mir maskenlos in ganz kleinen Häppchen papierraschelnd gegessen. Genau so wie auf Twitter tausendfach wutentbrannt berichtet!

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:23 AM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Drumpf ➡️ Trump
Döpfner ➡️ Dope ⁉️

via Twitter for Android

mattdesl AI tool to generate colour palettes from any text prompt —

pic.twitter.com/pPTk9bqejx

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:17 AM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

zachsilberberg soft launching my gf by posting a blurry pic of her sprinting through the woods like bigfoot

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:06 AM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

dtmooreeditor So there's a particular quirk of English grammar that I've always found quite endearing: the exocentric verb-noun compound agent noun.

It appears in a definite, remarkably narrow period - not more than 150, 200 years - before dying out, leaving loads of legacy words in its wake.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:35 AM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

LiterallyAKing I was watching that new Rings of Power show, and the opening credits have these abstract shapes forming and reforming in sand. They seemed strangely familiar, and I suddenly remembered I'd seen them before, they're Chladni figures! (1/x) pic.twitter.com/VQSMwUdDG5

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:39 AM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa morgen wieder das Eschaton immanentisieren gar kein Bock

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:26 AM, Sep 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)