The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 23rd, 2022

valonium ich besuch gerade meine eltern und mein vater löst eiskalt den gutschein mit einmal staubsaugen ein den ich ihm 2004 zum geburtstag geschenkt hab

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:58 PM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Cooperstreaming I love my name because over email people assume I'm a white man who went to prep school and then they meet me in person and realize I tricked them into respecting me for 6 months.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:58 PM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ScHuehnerkrisp Was ich manchmal mache: teure Flughafensandwiche zu Hause nachbauen und mir vorstellen das würde jetzt 12 Euro kosten

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:50 PM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

phyaaron @and_cities @PhDVoice I came from industry to academia.

Initially the absence of calendar syncing was weird, but I now have more meetings with people outside my organisation than inside it. So calendar syncing is a non-solution.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:45 PM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

marga_owski Männer labern die größte Scheisse und wenn man sie dafür völlig zurecht beleidigt oder blockiert sagen sie »oha da sind dir wohl die ARGUMENTE AUSGEGANGEN!« — Touché du Otto und eine gute Zeit noch im Internet mit diesem Mindset eines Machers

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:41 PM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

TheVTran POV: im ur team lead pic.twitter.com/ByNcxAIYSK

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:30 PM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

kirbyconrod mid-career people, or anyone who can't ask your PhD committee, who do you ask for letters of rec for a tt job? current chairs, coauthors, other mentors? who is in or off limits?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:29 PM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Serial monogamy but it's the unwritten law by which if you start watching a series with one person, you can only continue to watch it with the same person

via Twitter for Android

@Fischblog @orgelelch Glaub für den Zweck braucht man dann Gesichtserkennungshardware

via Twitter for Android in reply to Fischblog

pjayevans Drinking beers at the bar and I look around and literally like 12 people are copying me

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:15 PM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

depends on who's doing the considering

via Twitter for Android

cianmaher0 Elrond in Rings of Power vs Elrond in the books pic.twitter.com/VnJyM5aLkb

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:12 PM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

mariawollburg Absolut nichts hätte mich auf die Pariser Wohnung von Rick Owens vorbereiten können pic.twitter.com/Fs4ZrIbtL3

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:12 PM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

_Iyalei Americans would rather do occultism than get a scale. pic.twitter.com/Igbe6K9gDi

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:10 PM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

RachaelKJones I had a revelation this week: You're not being challenged if most of the difficulty of your job comes from managing workplace dysfunction. But a lot of workplaces like to frame dysfunction as "challenge" and pretend like nothing needs to change.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:10 PM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

craigaloewen Proud to announce today that WSL now has built in support for systemd!
devblogs.microsoft.com/commandline/sy…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:08 PM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

fuzzymittens It's technically true that 5000 pounds of fentanyl could kill 5,000,000 people, in roughly the same way that Lake Superior could drown the entire population of Earth. Like yes, but that requires some VERY specific circumstances. It's not, like, coming to get you.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:54 PM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

RottenInDenmark @KatyMontgomerie Right-wingers!? In *my* social movement dedicated to stripping rights from a marginalized minority?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:53 PM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

parismarx The Hyperloop was doomed from the beginning because it was only ever announced with the goal of distracting from growing interest in high-speed rail and getting California’s HSR plans canceled.

It was never “promising”; it was always a scam. pic.twitter.com/K6ILBNt8rr

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:38 PM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

@derwahremawa Orson Welles, Orlando Bloom und Owen Wilson

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

fafa_same There have been nationwide protests in Iran over the killing of in 'morality-police' custody. The government has now shut down the internet to start their mass killing. Please be our voice. twitter.com/AnonymousUK202…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:58 PM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

BornAKang Me rushing back from the bathroom at 3 am so I dont lose any tiredness: pic.twitter.com/4bEnpuYmIk

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:43 PM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

der_umbra Leben als gäb‘s kein Gestern mehr.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:36 PM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

neutsch_org tauen – tieb – tiebe – getauen neutsch.org/Starke_Verben/T

via neutschbot (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

santanyie Ich bin schon bettfertig aufgewacht.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:47 AM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Rokashi i’m losing my mind with this pic.twitter.com/hO9rMmWfAh

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:28 AM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Tob_Sch 1/2 Neues Schuljahr Tag 8 - wiederkehrende Verbindungsabbrüche mit Airserver (für Windows 10). Die ersten beiden Stifte (Crayon) sind kaputt. Jamf Teacher sperrt Schülergeräte und gibt sie nicht mehr frei. Schüler aus dem Nachbarzimmer verbinden sich mit meinem AppleTV.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:57 AM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

beispielwiese E pericoloso sporgersi.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:14 AM, Sep 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)