valonium ich besuch gerade meine eltern und mein vater löst eiskalt den gutschein mit einmal staubsaugen ein den ich ihm 2004 zum geburtstag geschenkt hab
Cooperstreaming I love my name because over email people assume I'm a white man who went to prep school and then they meet me in person and realize I tricked them into respecting me for 6 months.
ScHuehnerkrisp Was ich manchmal mache: teure Flughafensandwiche zu Hause nachbauen und mir vorstellen das würde jetzt 12 Euro kosten
phyaaron @and_cities @PhDVoice I came from industry to academia.
Initially the absence of calendar syncing was weird, but I now have more meetings with people outside my organisation than inside it. So calendar syncing is a non-solution.
marga_owski Männer labern die größte Scheisse und wenn man sie dafür völlig zurecht beleidigt oder blockiert sagen sie »oha da sind dir wohl die ARGUMENTE AUSGEGANGEN!« — Touché du Otto und eine gute Zeit noch im Internet mit diesem Mindset eines Machers
TheVTran POV: im ur team lead pic.twitter.com/ByNcxAIYSK
kirbyconrod mid-career people, or anyone who can't ask your PhD committee, who do you ask for letters of rec for a tt job? current chairs, coauthors, other mentors? who is in or off limits?
Gesichtserkennung, aber biblisch twitter.com/Fischblog/stat…
Serial monogamy but it's the unwritten law by which if you start watching a series with one person, you can only continue to watch it with the same person
pjayevans Drinking beers at the bar and I look around and literally like 12 people are copying me
depends on who's doing the considering
cianmaher0 Elrond in Rings of Power vs Elrond in the books pic.twitter.com/VnJyM5aLkb
mariawollburg Absolut nichts hätte mich auf die Pariser Wohnung von Rick Owens vorbereiten können pic.twitter.com/Fs4ZrIbtL3
_Iyalei Americans would rather do occultism than get a scale. pic.twitter.com/Igbe6K9gDi
RachaelKJones I had a revelation this week: You're not being challenged if most of the difficulty of your job comes from managing workplace dysfunction. But a lot of workplaces like to frame dysfunction as "challenge" and pretend like nothing needs to change.
craigaloewen Proud to announce today that WSL now has built in support for systemd!
devblogs.microsoft.com/commandline/sy…
fuzzymittens It's technically true that 5000 pounds of fentanyl could kill 5,000,000 people, in roughly the same way that Lake Superior could drown the entire population of Earth. Like yes, but that requires some VERY specific circumstances. It's not, like, coming to get you.
RottenInDenmark @KatyMontgomerie Right-wingers!? In *my* social movement dedicated to stripping rights from a marginalized minority?
parismarx The Hyperloop was doomed from the beginning because it was only ever announced with the goal of distracting from growing interest in high-speed rail and getting California’s HSR plans canceled.
It was never “promising”; it was always a scam. pic.twitter.com/K6ILBNt8rr
@derwahremawa Orson Welles, Orlando Bloom und Owen Wilson
fafa_same There have been nationwide protests in Iran over the killing of #Mahsa_Amini in 'morality-police' custody. The government has now shut down the internet to start their mass killing. Please be our voice. #مهسا_امینی #OpIran #MahsaAmini twitter.com/AnonymousUK202…
BornAKang Me rushing back from the bathroom at 3 am so I dont lose any tiredness: pic.twitter.com/4bEnpuYmIk
der_umbra Leben als gäb‘s kein Gestern mehr.
neutsch_org tauen – tieb – tiebe – getauen neutsch.org/Starke_Verben/T
santanyie Ich bin schon bettfertig aufgewacht.
Rokashi i’m losing my mind with this pic.twitter.com/hO9rMmWfAh
Tob_Sch 1/2 Neues Schuljahr Tag 8 - wiederkehrende Verbindungsabbrüche mit Airserver (für Windows 10). Die ersten beiden Stifte (Crayon) sind kaputt. Jamf Teacher sperrt Schülergeräte und gibt sie nicht mehr frei. Schüler aus dem Nachbarzimmer verbinden sich mit meinem AppleTV.
beispielwiese E pericoloso sporgersi.
so, SCHLAF