The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 12th, 2022

Warum ist die Emoji-Suche in Gboard nicht mehr mehrsprachig? 😡

via Twitter for Android

kirsten_fuchs_ Wer "A" sagt, kann dann auch sagen: "Oh, A war Unfug".

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:14 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

On page 35 of 473 of Die Königin von Troisdorf, by Andreas Fischer goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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AlbrechtSelge Nicht-Gendern am Limit bei Wolfgang Koeppen pic.twitter.com/IE3bqfpyk2

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:59 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

sonnenkindi_ Der Kollege, der nichts von Gendern hält, weil es ja nur Worte sind, hat sich jetzt beschwert, weil ich ihn seit 2 Wochen mit Sabine statt Andreas anrede.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:48 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

DerFlixxx Postet doch alle mal bitte Euren Lieblingswitz von @hauckundbauer. Danke! 😊 pic.twitter.com/WcwdgEWcEE

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:47 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

elif_oezmen Auf dem Weg zum Panel Wissenschaftsfreiheit und Moralische Kritik zur Eröffnung des Kongresses der Gesellschaft für analytische Philosophie pic.twitter.com/zGEjUI5Bco

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:44 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

gneubig Happy to announce that I've formed a company, Inspired Cognition (inspiredco.ai) together with @stefan_fee and @odashi_en!

Our goal is to make it easier and more efficient to build AI systems (particularly NLP) through our tools and expertise. 1/2 pic.twitter.com/6D5LwEepLJ

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:21 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

swatiatrest I don't know who needs to hear this but a good PhD is a done PhD. Just get it over with.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:39 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm Sehr lieber Ururgroßvater
➡️ Bad Zwischenahn
➡️ Sehr lieber Großvater

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:32 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

edyong209 🚨I wrote about “brain fog”—one of the most common & disabling symptoms of long COVID (and many other pre-pandemic conditions), and one of the most misunderstood.

Here’s what brain fog actually is, and what it’s like to live with it. 1/

theatlantic.com/health/archive…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:10 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ycsm1n i still think this is the funniest tiktok ever made pic.twitter.com/8SyzXNdbyP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:45 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

fixedpointfae there are 7 billion people in this world and also 7 billion people. we could LITERALLY give every person a person without affecting our global infrastructure or economy.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:36 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

formschub Es wird Herbst und in der Matrix werden die Unterprogramme für fallende Blätter initiiert. pic.twitter.com/pTpggtnW6N

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:36 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

styleandthought the french communist party headquarters in paris designed by brazilian architect oscar niemeyer pic.twitter.com/Zick7z102H

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:33 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Mein oberstes Hasswort bei Urteilen v.a. zu Architektur ist mittlerweile eindeutig »seelenlos«, das trotz seiner schwiemeligen krypto-reaktionären Ursprünge mittlerweile komplett etabliert ist, obwohl es niemand definieren kann

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:33 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

MNateShyamalan it’s so funny how what bed, bath, and beyond meant by “beyond” was just like. kitchen

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:20 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

wescravenscream Inside Out 2 will introduce new emotions:
-Cunty
-Family Guy gifs
-Suicidal
-Body Dysmorphia
-Chronically Online

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:16 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Der Frisiersalon, den ich immer besuche, regelt das mit der Inflation total schlau: Die Preise sind gleich geblieben, aber sie schneiden von meinen Haaren einfach zehn Prozent weniger ab als früher, damit ich häufiger kommen muss.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 3:15 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

roman_klinger @nilsreiter Deswegen versuche ich immer Hotels neben Unis zu buchen, dann hat man Eduroam.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:41 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

sweetbanisters in case florence + the machine comes on shuffle pic.twitter.com/JmuYbvMA2U

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:29 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

_ElizabethMay *whispers* what the fuck is going on pic.twitter.com/2UlRFGBhDN

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:27 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

johl Okay, ”prompt engineer“ seems to be the prevalent term for those who try to find good words to feed into AI image creation thingies. But if suggestions are still accepted, can I propose the less techie sounding alternative ”prompt sommelier“?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:26 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

wayfu Ich prokrastiniere nicht, ich bin Zauderkünstler

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:25 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

vagina_museum This picture is frequently shared with a caption to the effect that it is breaking *all* of the rules, but we regret to inform you that this hot lady with a gun is only breaking *some of the rules*.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:40 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

knoboter @knoboter's account is temporarily unavailable because it violates the Twitter Media Policy. Learn more.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:39 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

highfrontvowel The ironic thing about the Germany obsession with paperwork is that it’s caused my to actually “cheat” more than I otherwise would because it’s just too much unnecessary work/costs. I’m talking translating myself, editing date/signature onto useless documents that don’t need them

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:38 PM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

Client-side Rendering an sich ist ja nicht das Problem, sondern dass es oft absolut beschissen umgesetzt ist: Der Userin wird erstmal *irgendein* Zustand angezeigt und im Laufe der kommenden Minuten wird dieser dann vielleicht allmählich in den korrekten Zustand transformiert,

via Twitter for Android

wenn es keinen JavaScript- oder Netzwerkfehler gibt. Die Benutzbarkeit des Webs hat in den letzten Jahren echt deutlich *abgenommen* durch die Scheiße und viele Apps (Post und DHL zum Beispiel) sind ähnlich kaputt.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

CatieOsaurus S/O to the elderly lesbian couple who noticed me struggling at the airport, grabbed my arm, took me through the priority line, & when the security guy was like "is she w/ your group", one of them said, without missing a beat, "yes, we're a very progressive throuple".

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:18 AM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

rosabelland FUCK I forgot to ask my cat if she was a baby today

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:16 AM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

stevenperkins just did a very undignified public snort-laugh at this pic.twitter.com/06IJyH46zz

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:38 AM, Sep 12th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)