September 18th, 2022

TigNotaro What’s the German word for when you love learning and growing but hate being wrong

6:58 PM, Sep 18th, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:52 PM, Sep 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

AmericanFietser If bike rack installers also placed swing sets. pic.twitter.com/Zi69wS9lZh

6:53 PM, Sep 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:42 PM, Sep 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Markenkernweitspucken

12:03 AM, Aug 21st, 2013 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:44 PM, Sep 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Browtweaten life finds a way pic.twitter.com/kWNA9UOjG6

9:52 PM, Sep 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:34 PM, Sep 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

BrentToderian A typical European car is parked 92% of the time. It spends 1/5th of its driving time looking for parking. Its 5 seats only move 1.5 people. 86% of its fuel never reaches the wheels, & most of the energy that does, moves the car, not people.

Sound efficient?

HT @circulareconomy pic.twitter.com/H0aK87XELF

5:32 AM, Sep 18th, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:33 PM, Sep 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

nedostup OK but good luck getting him out of there pic.twitter.com/8NWsAtNqzB

8:18 PM, Sep 16th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:19 PM, Sep 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

lefthandedhater it’s bisexual awareness week so everyone be vigilant, they could be lurking anywhere. stay safe

10:39 PM, Sep 17th, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:16 PM, Sep 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

_noujoum @annalist @levis_ger Ich hatte neulich mal bei einem Ausflug die Gelegenheit, eine kurze Hose vom Partner zu tragen, er "Achtung, die hat Männertaschen!" ich: na wie tief werden sie schon sein.....BIS ZUM KNIE WTF???!?¿

3:24 PM, Sep 18th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:15 PM, Sep 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

_Eric_Reinhart Studies suggest most of the perceived benefit of Ambien is a product of the amnesia it induces, which causes people to forget having been awake. The actual sleep gains are minimal. This leads me to the dystopian thought that there'd be a huge market for straight-up amnesia pills.

7:34 PM, Sep 16th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:09 PM, Sep 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Haßloch, das: Eine E-Mail- oder Postfachadresse, die angeblich „Beschwerden, Anregungen, Kritik“ entgegennimmt, aber in Wirklichkeit seit Menschengedenken nicht mehr kontrolliert wurde. labenz.neutsch.org/Ha%C3%9Floch

11:11 AM, Sep 18th, 2022 via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:30 AM, Sep 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

grescoe Is that last hill kicking your butt?

Scandinavia’s got you covered.
The Trampe, which transports cyclists, ski-lift-style, up a 20-degree incline in Trondheim, #Norway. pic.twitter.com/ghmWuLNdg0

8:30 PM, Sep 17th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:12 AM, Sep 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

cactus_chef Tja, hätte er sich mal informiert: Der Nachbar ist Professor für Fratzengeballer. pic.twitter.com/y2x6THlbNk

10:31 AM, Sep 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:10 AM, Sep 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

lenividivici Zur Familienfeier fahren oder wie Bf und ich es nennen Brainstorming bezüglich erzählbarer Kennenlernstory

1:54 PM, Sep 17th, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:44 AM, Sep 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

judysquirrels “how are we supposed to root for characters in movies who do morally corrupt, evil things???”

why do you have to root for anyone? lol why can’t you just watch the movie

4:57 PM, Sep 17th, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:22 AM, Sep 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

NotABigJerk i hate editing the lawyers because 9 out of 10 times when i spot a word seemingly used incorrectly it turns out there’s just a convention in legal writing to use the word that way and no one knows why

5:06 PM, Sep 16th, 2022 via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 12:36 AM, Sep 18th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)