The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 3rd, 2015

"Objectively unfun" is a nice expression though. twitter.com/minimaxir/stat…

via Twitter for Android

My favorite bit in : the 18th-century soldier practicedly unhooking the French door of the saloon.

via Twitter for Android

amyquispe Aspirations pic.twitter.com/RLziw6R5uk

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Aug 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Warum gibt es eigentlich keine Minions-Ü-Eier, bei denen in der gelben Kapsel einfach nur ein Augenaufkleber und drei Haare liegen?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:39 PM, Aug 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

4ntibiotic Der hat @netzpolitik als Entschuldigung einen neuen Kronleuchter geschenkt. So nett die Jungs. Wirklich. pic.twitter.com/sHROGL7Mvt

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:39 PM, Aug 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

"Wir sind Kinder, und wir verbittten uns die Unterstellung reiner, unschuldiger Freude."

via Twitter for Android

HansZauner Staats- und Dienstgeheimnisse müssen schon alleine dehalb in die Medien gelangen damit Merkel davon erfährt.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:23 PM, Aug 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

egrefen Unions are probably still somewhat relevant, but it's time to get rid of tube drivers. We're probably ready to automate all this, no?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:17 PM, Aug 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Laws are a facade if they are interpreted by secret courts.

via Twitter for Android

netzpolitik Ging wegen unter: Wir haben die Cyberkriegs-Strategie der Bundesregierung veröffentlicht: netzpolitik.org/2015/geheime-c…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:27 PM, Aug 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

BootlegGirl "Planned Parenthood was founded by some racists, let's get rid of it"
Guys
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I have some bad news for you
About
America

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:05 PM, Aug 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

zeitonline Die Aktivisten von @PengBerlin rufen auf, Flüchtlingen über die Grenze nach Deutschland zu helfen zeit.to/1MHarlQ (ft)

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 4:15 PM, Aug 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

'we never quite managed to define what "semantics" actually means'. How ironic. twitter.com/yoavgo/status/…

via Twitter for Android

wetherspoonuk Would whoever it is please stop sticking these to our paper towel dispensers! pic.twitter.com/pxNqqEEgMq

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 4:05 PM, Aug 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

wittschicat Einen Tropfen Eukalyptusöl auf den Grill geben und den Nachbarn erzählen, heute würde es Koalafleisch geben.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:04 PM, Aug 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra Contents: several rants about word vectors, and an overview of word2vec. Nice! twitter.com/yoavgo/status/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:04 PM, Aug 3rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)