August 14th, 2015

amyquispe If you enjoy the company of other people in certain situations and want your own space in others, you might be a person.

9:01 PM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:35 PM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

akkordeonistin Schrieb einer deutschen Kollegin aus Versehen in Schweizerdeutsch:
»Chaschmer jo am halbi zehni mol alüte.«
Sie: »Rühgdl hoejnf clö dursf.«

9:26 PM, Jul 21st, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:31 PM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Nachtvogel @texttheater „Abbildung ähnlich“

Wobei dieser Angry Bird ja nun einem Hahn ähnlicher sieht als einem Seeadler.

4:46 PM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:46 PM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

bjartnes I should make armbands at Etsy and sell as passive-agressive rebase armbands. pic.twitter.com/UGVlsaIFKf

12:50 PM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:43 PM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

janmpdx Customs Officer: Purpose of your visit?
Me: I'm on a panel.
CO: About?
Me: Prepositions.
CO: Which will you cover?
Me: Über.
CO: OK, go on.

1:23 PM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:14 PM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

FR31H31T Wenn auf deinem Hintergrundbild das Wort "MEISTERBETRIEB" steht und dein Kopf das "MEI" verdeckt.

1:02 PM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:19 PM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

kscheib #Russia's ban on Western food - the best reason to play hide the salami (not a euphemism). themoscowtimes.com/news/article/t… pic.twitter.com/EdayFiGEpQ

12:27 PM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:59 PM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

SciencePorn This. Is. My. Sky. vine.co/v/edPPzHDazxZ

2:06 AM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Buffer (retweeted on 12:59 PM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

TeufelsKueche Vor 2000 Jahren hörte der Mensch auf, Katzen als Götter anzubeten. Leider hat man damals versäumt, die Katzen darüber zu informieren.

6:42 PM, Jan 12th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:58 PM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Wer aufgebärt ist ne Nazisau! twitter.com/BILDblog/statu…

11:30 AM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:47 AM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

burrsettles 1. "3 emoji or fewer." 2. WTF? twitter.com/hillaryclinton…

1:28 AM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:06 AM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

good 15-year-old creates ingenious way to fight Internet hate.
bit.ly/softhate pic.twitter.com/mVStOTw2kj

12:19 AM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:38 AM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Nachtvogel Famoser, sehr erkenntnisreicher Kommentar zu #amnesty und #sexwork.

zeit.de/kultur/2015-08…

2:18 AM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:36 AM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Jene Momente, in denen man sich die Frage "Auch Hitler?" verkneift.

12:44 AM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:29 AM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Mücken haben mich gestochen und es juckt ganz doll. Habe aber beschlossen, mich nicht zu morden.

12:34 AM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:29 AM, Aug 14th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)