August 30th, 2015

existentialcoms An existentialist is someone whose angst doesn't die down when they start getting laid on a regular basis.

8:53 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

dnklgr legal - illegal - scheißegal / haram - halal - helau

2:16 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:49 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

nichtschubsen Man lärmt nie aus.

4:42 PM, Aug 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:55 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

AliceDreger When you do a skype interview from your writing cottage and forget there are conjoined twins in the background. pic.twitter.com/mu2NbOxNLE

6:57 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:02 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

sixtus Namenstickets, wie sie im Thalys obligatorisch sind, haben schließlich verhindert, dass ein bewaffneter Terrorist damit fährt. Oh, Moment...

10:21 PM, Aug 29th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:08 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

chris__martin "Dynamic typing": The belief that you can't explain to a computer why your code works, but you can keep track of it all in your head.

2:15 AM, Aug 10th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:39 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

pahlkadot Thor's other tools. pic.twitter.com/EFhex7g6fi

9:33 PM, Aug 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:16 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

justinetunney pic.twitter.com/1HKExUZT65

2:22 AM, Aug 30th, 2015 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:41 AM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

drlangtry_girl Hedgehog jazz. Featuring an actual hedgehog. Because...well, who needs a reason? vine.co/v/Oe3n51x6UVB | via @MatofKilburnia

1:03 AM, May 30th, 2015 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:21 AM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)