The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 30th, 2015

Suggestive Verpixelung auf dem Cover,
erinnert an #Varoufake. https://t.co/szG34hS9vE

via Twitter for Android

Es wird dringend empfohlen, unmittelbar vor Prüfung Ihres Antrages auf Haftaussetzung die Richter/innen zu füttern.

via Twitter for Android

existentialcoms An existentialist is someone whose angst doesn't die down when they start getting laid on a regular basis.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

RT @dnklgr: legal - illegal - scheißegal / haram - halal - helau

via Twitter Web Client

AliceDreger When you do a skype interview from your writing cottage and forget there are conjoined twins in the background. pic.twitter.com/mu2NbOxNLE

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:02 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

RT @sixtus: Namenstickets, wie sie im Thalys obligatorisch sind, haben schließlich verhindert, dass ein bewaffneter Terrorist damit fährt. …

via Twitter for Android

chris__martin "Dynamic typing": The belief that you can't explain to a computer why your code works, but you can keep track of it all in your head.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:39 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

pahlkadot Thor's other tools. pic.twitter.com/EFhex7g6fi

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:16 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Make it count. Let's think of a crime worth committing... https://t.co/yiscN384y2

via Twitter for Android

drlangtry_girl Hedgehog jazz. Featuring an actual hedgehog. Because...well, who needs a reason? vine.co/v/Oe3n51x6UVB | via @MatofKilburnia

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:21 AM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Starting Galileo's Middle Finger, by Alice Dreger: "Science and social justice require eac... http://t.co/GfDTmGSrgN

via Goodreads