skeptikantin #followerpower Anyone with ideas of cheap ho(s)tels in Helsinki near the university, so I can afford *a* beer during the conference?
"Yes, something like that" is such a nice way to say "Not even close, and it's none of your business." ^^
According to my projection, if I ever want to feel fully grown up, I have to live to be 225 years old.

OnionBusiness "I promise that HR is toiling 16 hours a day, plus weekends, until the problem is solved." onion.com/1PxN0tQ pic.twitter.com/JAEjVlzUmc
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ojahnn I, for one, welcome our new virtual assistant overlords
frachtschaden *schreibt die Geschichte um*
*verschreibt sich*
*sitzt beim Echsenfriseur*
vowe "Um Ihren De-Mail-Vertrag zu beenden, senden Sie uns bitte eine unterschriebene Kündigung per Brief oder Fax" - nicht mal dazu taugt De-Mail
Nachtvogel Hier, @ManuelaSchwesig, etwas für hinter die Ohren, und jetzt in den Müll mit dem ProstSchG und nochmal von vorne. zeit.de/gesellschaft/z…
Tragödie in fünf Aufzügen ♥ titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2015/… #lustiges #feedly
hllizi Was machen die Schmetterlinge da drin?
Das ist meine Falterbubble.
Die stehen unter Naturschutz!
Das ist in meiner Falterbubble kein Thema.

AlanGardner74 @VirginMoney @edfringe The best has to be the amazing mime @abnor_malik from The Very Grey Matter Of Edward Blank. pic.twitter.com/WOk7r3x9k3
Gebloggt: Was ich immer sage (7) texttheater.net/was-ich-immer-… #fb
Coat Hangar botaday.com/node/1379 via @botaday
@nadjakwa Der Linguist.
Wie einem wohl zumute wird, wenn die Leute in den Replys anfangen, den eigenen Witz linguistisch zu analysieren?
@hllizi @TheGurkenkaiser Agreed.
hllizi [...] is a major threat to the whole notion of constituency.
hllizi One of the bitter ironies of Linguistics that coordination is often regarded as a major 'test' for constituency while in fact it [...]
hllizi If you want to analyse coordination with anything but CG it seems you might as well let Ramsay flay you. Please contradict me.
@hllizi @TheGurkenkaiser Rather, "was" nominative is used as both subject and predicate noun. Interesting, hadn't come across this before.
@hllizi @TheGurkenkaiser Not quite the same thing, there is no morphological syncretism here.
TheGurkenkaiser rätsel: Was stinkt und bin ich?

abnor_malik Me without makeup - a rare occasion shot by Sin Bozkurt at the #RRCLUB
#pullingfaces @ London… instagram.com/p/6g6JWhg3IJ/
amyquispe "What's New in Version 4.3.1" itunes.apple.com/us/app/tumblr/…
climagic Need to replace a server called drumroll. So what do I call it? Rimshot of course. #servernaming
@FrueheNeuzeit Ich habe mich eingehend mit dieser Frage beschäftigt. :D labenz.texttheater.net/trivia.php
"Hier hast du einen Krankenschein, lass dir mal das laute Lachen nach fast jedem Satz wegtherapieren."