Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 18th, 2015

skeptikantin Anyone with ideas of cheap ho(s)tels in Helsinki near the university, so I can afford *a* beer during the conference?

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:22 PM, Aug 18th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

"Yes, something like that" is such a nice way to say "Not even close, and it's none of your business." ^^

via Twitter for Android

According to my projection, if I ever want to feel fully grown up, I have to live to be 225 years old.

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OnionBusiness "I promise that HR is toiling 16 hours a day, plus weekends, until the problem is solved." onion.com/1PxN0tQ pic.twitter.com/JAEjVlzUmc

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Hotpot/Hotspots/Hotzenplotz

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ojahnn I, for one, welcome our new virtual assistant overlords

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:49 PM, Aug 18th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden *schreibt die Geschichte um*
*verschreibt sich*
*sitzt beim Echsenfriseur*

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:44 PM, Aug 18th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

vowe "Um Ihren De-Mail-Vertrag zu beenden, senden Sie uns bitte eine unterschriebene Kündigung per Brief oder Fax" - nicht mal dazu taugt De-Mail

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:41 PM, Aug 18th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Nachtvogel Hier, @ManuelaSchwesig, etwas für hinter die Ohren, und jetzt in den Müll mit dem ProstSchG und nochmal von vorne. zeit.de/gesellschaft/z…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:40 PM, Aug 18th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Was machen die Schmetterlinge da drin?
Das ist meine Falterbubble.
Die stehen unter Naturschutz!
Das ist in meiner Falterbubble kein Thema.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:30 PM, Aug 18th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

AlanGardner74 @VirginMoney @edfringe The best has to be the amazing mime @abnor_malik from The Very Grey Matter Of Edward Blank. pic.twitter.com/WOk7r3x9k3

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:43 PM, Aug 18th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Wie einem wohl zumute wird, wenn die Leute in den Replys anfangen, den eigenen Witz linguistisch zu analysieren?

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hllizi [...] is a major threat to the whole notion of constituency.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:38 AM, Aug 18th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi One of the bitter ironies of Linguistics that coordination is often regarded as a major 'test' for constituency while in fact it [...]

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:38 AM, Aug 18th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi If you want to analyse coordination with anything but CG it seems you might as well let Ramsay flay you. Please contradict me.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:37 AM, Aug 18th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

@hllizi @TheGurkenkaiser Rather, "was" nominative is used as both subject and predicate noun. Interesting, hadn't come across this before.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

@hllizi @TheGurkenkaiser Not quite the same thing, there is no morphological syncretism here.

via Twitter for Android in reply to hllizi

TheGurkenkaiser rätsel: Was stinkt und bin ich?

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:27 AM, Aug 18th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

abnor_malik Me without makeup - a rare occasion shot by Sin Bozkurt at the
@ London… instagram.com/p/6g6JWhg3IJ/

via Instagram (retweeted on 8:13 AM, Aug 18th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe "What's New in Version 4.3.1" itunes.apple.com/us/app/tumblr/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:02 AM, Aug 18th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

climagic Need to replace a server called drumroll. So what do I call it? Rimshot of course.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:00 AM, Aug 18th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

"Hier hast du einen Krankenschein, lass dir mal das laute Lachen nach fast jedem Satz wegtherapieren."

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