Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 19th, 2015

"If I did this, I could no longer look people in the eye." - "Have you tried? You'd be amazed."

via Twitter for Android

oOtrinityOo Wenn Cindy aus Marzahn einen Witz macht, muss ich danach erstmal 20 Minuten an Bambis Mutter denken um mein Humorzentrum zu reaktivieren.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Are there ANY movies on Netflix?

via Twitter for Android

oOtrinityOo Auf der Straße vor meinem Fenster hat einer gehupt. Ich guck morgen früh gleich mal nach.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:09 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

chrisamaphone psychologists recommend no longer using the term "hard-wired" (and 49 others): journal.frontiersin.org/article/10.338…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:08 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

@u203d Du solltest doch nicht den Artikel lesen, nur dich an dem Zitat erfreuen. ;)

via Twitter Web Client in reply to u203d

'Die Dominanz dieser Sportart im Unterricht wurde nur übertroffen durch das Thema "Drittes Reich" im Fach Geschichte' zeit.de/zeit-magazin/l…

via Twitter Web Client

pamelafox Spent 15 minutes trying to find the name of a particular Picasso painting.. it was "Untitled".
Darn it, Picasso, THINK OF THE SEO!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:06 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

libovness I like how Apple's Health app can show you your daily average height for the year pic.twitter.com/xvl5OZArlG

via iOS (retweeted on 7:05 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden „Das war doch kein unsagbar wertvolles Artefakt, das Ihnen da gerade runtergefallen ist, oder?“
„Was?! Äh...quatsch!“

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:27 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden „Oh, alle unsagbar wertvollen Artefakte am Fundort vergessen.“
(Wenn ich Archäologe wäre.)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:27 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

googleresearch Introducing the the reusable holdout, which preserves validity in adaptive data analysis - goo.gl/kABzyS pic.twitter.com/AznTSautFg

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:27 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Word of the day: (to) flummoxgast

via Twitter Web Client

rstockm DAS Gewitterbild ist jetzt in HiRes auf Flickr verfügbar - mit einer 6D aufgenommen: Discharge flic.kr/p/x9SND4

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:36 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

SoVeryBritish Having no idea what to do with your face while people laugh at your joke

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:35 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ML_Hipster … and that concludes Machine Learning 101. Now, go forth and apply what you've learned to real data! pic.twitter.com/D6wSKgdjeM

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:35 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

reticuleena Familienförderung: Herdprämie weg, Elternzeit-Extramonate für 2. Partner verlängern, befristete Arbeitsverträge abschaffen, 30h-Woche. Done.

via Twidere for Android #2 (retweeted on 2:34 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

TheGurkenkaiser Das nützlichkeitsargument im kapitalismus ist immer schlecht: es gibt nichts, was allen nützt!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:46 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ChPietsch @texttheater Sonst schwöre ich ja auf die alten Usenet-Konventionen, aber “sorry for cross-posting”? Don't do it if you're sorry, or shut up

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Trigger warnings are not the problem. The Trigger Warning Myth newrepublic.com/article/122543… via @tnr

via Twitter for Android

arobertwebb Costume on left, own clothes on right. Let the transformation begin! pic.twitter.com/Y45nc0jMvJ

via iOS (retweeted on 10:38 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

RNZonline Neckargemünd warnt mit Schildern: "Ihr Navi lügt!" bit.ly/1E2jdZf

via twitterfeed (retweeted on 10:37 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Braun23Austin Spinning a T-handle in zero gravity! This phenomenon is caused by spinning over the intermediate axes of inertia. vine.co/v/epEUO5Bvb5r

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:35 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Und auf akademischen Mailinglisten. Ganz furchtbar. twitter.com/ChPietsch/stat…

via Twitter for Android

the_maki : EU-Inhaltsstoffe-Verordnung, die vorschreibt, bei Verwendung des Wortes "wir" aufzulisten, wer damit genau gemeint ist.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:34 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

michaelshermer The University of Chicago's new free speech statement. This nails it.
provost.uchicago.edu/FOECommitteeRe… pic.twitter.com/4FwFYVPrgA

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:30 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

On page 278 of 324 of To Kill a Mockingbird, by Harper Lee: "rolling their r's all over he... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

Ineffyble Warning:

Do NOT make your acc temporarily public if you have outstanding follow requests.

Twitter automatically accepts ALL of them.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:56 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)