The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 19th, 2015

"If I did this, I could no longer look people in the eye." - "Have you tried? You'd be amazed."

via Twitter for Android

oOtrinityOo Wenn Cindy aus Marzahn einen Witz macht, muss ich danach erstmal 20 Minuten an Bambis Mutter denken um mein Humorzentrum zu reaktivieren.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Are there ANY movies on Netflix?

via Twitter for Android

RT @oOtrinityOo: Auf der Straße vor meinem Fenster hat einer gehupt. Ich guck morgen früh gleich mal nach.

via Twitter for Android

RT @chrisamaphone: psychologists recommend no longer using the term "hard-wired" (and 49 others): http://t.co/blOhxegQ2E

via Twitter for Android

@u203d Du solltest doch nicht den Artikel lesen, nur dich an dem Zitat erfreuen. ;)

via Twitter Web Client in reply to u203d

'Die Dominanz dieser Sportart im Unterricht wurde nur übertroffen durch das Thema "Drittes Reich" im Fach Geschichte' http://t.co/3n4l3sbx99

via Twitter Web Client

pamelafox Spent 15 minutes trying to find the name of a particular Picasso painting.. it was "Untitled".
Darn it, Picasso, THINK OF THE SEO!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:06 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

libovness I like how Apple's Health app can show you your daily average height for the year pic.twitter.com/xvl5OZArlG

via iOS (retweeted on 7:05 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

RT @frachtschaden: „Das war doch kein unsagbar wertvolles Artefakt, das Ihnen da gerade runtergefallen ist, oder?“
„Was?! Äh...quatsch!“

via Twitter Web Client

RT @frachtschaden: „Oh, alle unsagbar wertvollen Artefakte am Fundort vergessen.“
(Wenn ich Archäologe wäre.)

via Twitter Web Client

googleresearch Introducing the the reusable holdout, which preserves validity in adaptive data analysis - goo.gl/kABzyS pic.twitter.com/AznTSautFg

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:27 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Word of the day: (to) flummoxgast

via Twitter Web Client

SoVeryBritish Having no idea what to do with your face while people laugh at your joke

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:35 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

RT @ML_Hipster: … and that concludes Machine Learning 101. Now, go forth and apply what you've learned to real data! http://t.co/D6wSKgdjeM

via Twitter Web Client

RT @reticuleena: Familienförderung: Herdprämie weg, Elternzeit-Extramonate für 2. Partner verlängern, befristete Arbeitsverträge abschaffen…

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RT @TheGurkenkaiser: Das nützlichkeitsargument im kapitalismus ist immer schlecht: es gibt nichts, was allen nützt!

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RT @ChPietsch: @texttheater Sonst schwöre ich ja auf die alten Usenet-Konventionen, aber “sorry for cross-posting”? Don't do it if you're s…

via Twitter for Android

Trigger warnings are not the problem. The Trigger Warning Myth http://t.co/WcvSuku4Wn via @tnr

via Twitter for Android

arobertwebb Costume on left, own clothes on right. Let the transformation begin! pic.twitter.com/Y45nc0jMvJ

via iOS (retweeted on 10:38 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

RT @RNZonline: Neckargemünd warnt mit Schildern: "Ihr Navi lügt!" http://t.co/r4q2CqgtED

via Twitter for Android

Braun23Austin Spinning a T-handle in zero gravity! This phenomenon is caused by spinning over the intermediate axes of inertia. vine.co/v/epEUO5Bvb5r

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:35 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Und auf akademischen Mailinglisten. Ganz furchtbar. https://t.co/QODEaKRThh

via Twitter for Android

the_maki : EU-Inhaltsstoffe-Verordnung, die vorschreibt, bei Verwendung des Wortes "wir" aufzulisten, wer damit genau gemeint ist.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:34 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

RT @michaelshermer: The University of Chicago's new free speech statement. This nails it.
http://t.co/fOQKIQOU9T http://t.co/4FwFYVPrgA

via Twitter for Android

On page 278 of 324 of To Kill a Mockingbird, by Harper Lee: "rolling their r's all over he... http://t.co/iKirlKoHrk

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Ineffyble Warning:

Do NOT make your acc temporarily public if you have outstanding follow requests.

Twitter automatically accepts ALL of them.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:56 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)