August 19th, 2015

oOtrinityOo Wenn Cindy aus Marzahn einen Witz macht, muss ich danach erstmal 20 Minuten an Bambis Mutter denken um mein Humorzentrum zu reaktivieren.

10:57 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

oOtrinityOo Auf der Straße vor meinem Fenster hat einer gehupt. Ich guck morgen früh gleich mal nach.

8:42 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:09 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

chrisamaphone psychologists recommend no longer using the term "hard-wired" (and 49 others): journal.frontiersin.org/article/10.338…

8:16 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:08 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

pamelafox Spent 15 minutes trying to find the name of a particular Picasso painting.. it was "Untitled".
Darn it, Picasso, THINK OF THE SEO!

6:51 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:06 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

libovness I like how Apple's Health app can show you your daily average height for the year pic.twitter.com/xvl5OZArlG

6:42 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via iOS (retweeted on 7:05 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden „Das war doch kein unsagbar wertvolles Artefakt, das Ihnen da gerade runtergefallen ist, oder?“
„Was?! Äh...quatsch!“

4:00 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:27 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden „Oh, alle unsagbar wertvollen Artefakte am Fundort vergessen.“
(Wenn ich Archäologe wäre.)

3:55 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:27 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

googleresearch Introducing the the reusable holdout, which preserves validity in adaptive data analysis - goo.gl/kABzyS pic.twitter.com/AznTSautFg

9:03 PM, Aug 6th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:27 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

rstockm DAS Gewitterbild ist jetzt in HiRes auf Flickr verfügbar - mit einer 6D aufgenommen: Discharge #flickr flic.kr/p/x9SND4 #cccamp15

11:39 AM, Aug 17th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:36 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

SoVeryBritish Having no idea what to do with your face while people laugh at your joke

1:40 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:35 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ML_Hipster … and that concludes Machine Learning 101. Now, go forth and apply what you've learned to real data! pic.twitter.com/D6wSKgdjeM

12:51 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:35 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

reticuleena Familienförderung: Herdprämie weg, Elternzeit-Extramonate für 2. Partner verlängern, befristete Arbeitsverträge abschaffen, 30h-Woche. Done.

12:55 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twidere for Android #2 (retweeted on 2:34 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

abnor_malik 1hour of #makeup reduced to 15sec - with @FamiliaDeLaNoch
#EdFringe #edwardblank #Edinburgh #clown… instagram.com/p/6j4bbNg3N0/

11:54 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Instagram (retweeted on 2:33 PM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

TheGurkenkaiser Das nützlichkeitsargument im kapitalismus ist immer schlecht: es gibt nichts, was allen nützt!

11:45 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:46 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ChPietsch @texttheater Sonst schwöre ich ja auf die alten Usenet-Konventionen, aber “sorry for cross-posting”? Don't do it if you're sorry, or shut up

11:07 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

arobertwebb Costume on left, own clothes on right. Let the transformation begin! pic.twitter.com/Y45nc0jMvJ

8:50 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via iOS (retweeted on 10:38 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

RNZonline Neckargemünd warnt mit Schildern: "Ihr Navi lügt!" bit.ly/1E2jdZf

6:41 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via twitterfeed (retweeted on 10:37 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Braun23Austin Spinning a T-handle in zero gravity! This phenomenon is caused by spinning over the intermediate axes of inertia. vine.co/v/epEUO5Bvb5r

1:14 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:35 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

the_maki #wasfehlt: EU-Inhaltsstoffe-Verordnung, die vorschreibt, bei Verwendung des Wortes "wir" aufzulisten, wer damit genau gemeint ist.

9:28 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:34 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

michaelshermer The University of Chicago's new free speech statement. This nails it.
provost.uchicago.edu/FOECommitteeRe… pic.twitter.com/4FwFYVPrgA

3:09 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:30 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Ineffyble Warning:

Do NOT make your acc temporarily public if you have outstanding follow requests.

Twitter automatically accepts ALL of them.

9:48 PM, Aug 18th, 2015 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:56 AM, Aug 19th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)