August 26th, 2015

SimonHurtz Mal wieder die wichtigste @saschalobo-Kolumne seit immer. Diesmal wirklich: spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/w… pic.twitter.com/StfcncSkLL

5:27 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:46 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

CharDoucette Puritanical values have no place anywhere in 2015, let alone in a university. #NorthwesternNeedsToGetLaid @AliceDreger

10:11 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:46 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

sven_giegold TTIP-Transparenz im Praxistest: Der "veröffentlichte" Brief d. Tabaklobby an d. EU-Kommission. corporateeurope.org/international-… pic.twitter.com/yPkWNjR3Ae

3:11 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ahoi_polloi Wir sind die Generation, die ihren Eltern die Software installieren musste und ihren Kindern erklären wird, was Installationen waren.

2:34 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

skeletonlungs my sister posted this on her facebook & i am stunned at how true it is pic.twitter.com/nVcv8fEdYl

4:33 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ladydreamspeed Censorship and prudish behavior never did anyone any good. @AliceDreger #NorthwesternNeedsToGetLaid

8:36 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:43 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Being unable to reassure someone that they're on the right train without adding "at least I hope so!"

7:14 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:04 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

AliceDreger Colleague: Now you'll never be hired by a university admin interested in being able to control the faculty.
Me: Right. What's the downside?

7:08 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:04 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

economeager Once again I have cleverly protected myself against all stock market losses by having no assets.

6:01 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:10 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

AliceDreger Chicago Tonight wants me on tonight. I don't have the energy to drive 4 hours. Auditioning for a fake me. Send pix of your middle fingers.

5:50 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:09 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

yoavgo #acl2015 ok. we really need to get over the "we trivially apply Neural Net/RNN to task X and gain a few points" stage. It is supper boring.

5:13 AM, Jul 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:09 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

KuttnerSarah pic.twitter.com/e8Y4lzvOrt

12:56 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

AliceDreger Truth: I thought about explicitly warning my admin all this terrible press would happen, but was afraid they'd fire me for 'making threats.'

3:09 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

nodrama_de Sind Menschen die Onionrouter für KiPo nutzen eigentlich "Torpedos"?

3:06 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via oiler_in (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Es gibt Sachen. pic.twitter.com/buk9sJbY7P

3:03 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via iOS (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

CountCarbon Imagine Europe had banned the internet, citing precuationary principle twaddle, while US went on with it. This is what is happening with GM.

1:01 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Carbon Counter's Client (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

CountCarbon "Behold the 97% consensus on climate change". "There is no consensus on GM safety". This cannot go on.

12:53 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Carbon Counter's Client (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

CountCarbon Feels as if we are at a fork in the road. Greens berate politicians for ignoring science on climate, but praise them for doing it on GM.

12:51 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Carbon Counter's Client (retweeted on 3:43 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

plomlompom "Das stimmt zwar nicht, doch wenn's so wär, dann wär das Leben halb so schwer!"

2:51 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 3:42 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

AliceDreger The kid, chuckling:You've pissed off the school superintendent and your dean.
Me: I don't have a problem with authority, just bad authority.

2:14 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:41 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

HackerHuntress I don't like the term "human resources," either. "Meat widgets" is so much more vivid.

6:51 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:38 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ennomane What could possibly go wrong? #lasttweets

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1:10 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 3:37 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ennomane "Nach einer verkürzten Ausbildungszeit von etwa einem Vierteljahr (…) in den Polizeidienst eingestellt und hoheitlich tätig werden."

1:10 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 3:37 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Eines meiner ersten Wörter war „Mitgoba“. Das sollte Schmetterling heißen. Gerade kam einer in die Wohnung. pic.twitter.com/r5LPxRxSDS

12:28 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:36 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

YtakSnikpoh Interested in #mentalhealth, like theatre? Love Edward Blank by @FamiliaDeLaNoch at #edfringe2015. An excellent portrayal of #psychosis.

7:34 PM, Aug 24th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:36 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

edomblog In der Flüchtlingsdebatte reagieren #Merkel wie #Gauck ausweichend, appellieren nur an guten Willen, die Gesinnung. Bevölkerung spürt das.

12:08 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 3:34 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Ich habe 2 Schrott im Rucksack.

9:19 AM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:55 AM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

bmaygers If I were a garage band in Evanston, I'd name myself Alice Dreger's Middle Finger. Just sayin. huff.to/1Px1r0N

11:44 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:47 AM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

AliceDreger The mate: 'It's good you resigned over a blowjob because it's something you really care about.'

1:27 AM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:56 AM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)