Word of the day: downpurr
Aus Versehen die unbedruckten Rückseiten mehrerer Blätter gescannt und mir gemailt. Drucke ich dann aus, wenn ich mal Schmierpapier brauche.
Die Ansprüche eilen den Möglichkeiten voraus.
RT @SimonHurtz: Mal wieder die wichtigste @saschalobo-Kolumne seit immer. Diesmal wirklich: http://t.co/KxdH03TeB7 http://t.co/StfcncSkLL
CharDoucette Puritanical values have no place anywhere in 2015, let alone in a university. #NorthwesternNeedsToGetLaid @AliceDreger
RT @sven_giegold: TTIP-Transparenz im Praxistest: Der "veröffentlichte" Brief d. Tabaklobby an d. EU-Kommission. http://t.co/2EzptJlaZC htt…
RT @ahoi_polloi: Wir sind die Generation, die ihren Eltern die Software installieren musste und ihren Kindern erklären wird, was Installati…

skeletonlungs my sister posted this on her facebook & i am stunned at how true it is pic.twitter.com/nVcv8fEdYl
ladydreamspeed Censorship and prudish behavior never did anyone any good. @AliceDreger #NorthwesternNeedsToGetLaid
SoVeryBritish Being unable to reassure someone that they're on the right train without adding "at least I hope so!"
AliceDreger Colleague: Now you'll never be hired by a university admin interested in being able to control the faculty.
Me: Right. What's the downside?
economeager Once again I have cleverly protected myself against all stock market losses by having no assets.
AliceDreger Chicago Tonight wants me on tonight. I don't have the energy to drive 4 hours. Auditioning for a fake me. Send pix of your middle fingers.
yoavgo #acl2015 ok. we really need to get over the "we trivially apply Neural Net/RNN to task X and gain a few points" stage. It is supper boring.
Sometimes things really are simple. https://t.co/6QNs5cvI3S
AliceDreger Truth: I thought about explicitly warning my admin all this terrible press would happen, but was afraid they'd fire me for 'making threats.'
RT @nodrama_de: Sind Menschen die Onionrouter für KiPo nutzen eigentlich "Torpedos"?

frachtschaden Es gibt Sachen. pic.twitter.com/buk9sJbY7P
CountCarbon Imagine Europe had banned the internet, citing precuationary principle twaddle, while US went on with it. This is what is happening with GM.
CountCarbon "Behold the 97% consensus on climate change". "There is no consensus on GM safety". This cannot go on.
CountCarbon Feels as if we are at a fork in the road. Greens berate politicians for ignoring science on climate, but praise them for doing it on GM.
RT @plomlompom: "Das stimmt zwar nicht, doch wenn's so wär, dann wär das Leben halb so schwer!"
AliceDreger The kid, chuckling:You've pissed off the school superintendent and your dean.
Me: I don't have a problem with authority, just bad authority.
HackerHuntress I don't like the term "human resources," either. "Meat widgets" is so much more vivid.
RT @ennomane: What could possibly go wrong? #lasttweets
http://t.co/6jqfwxqKD3
RT @ennomane: "Nach einer verkürzten Ausbildungszeit von etwa einem Vierteljahr (…) in den Polizeidienst eingestellt und hoheitlich tätig w…
RT @frachtschaden: Eines meiner ersten Wörter war „Mitgoba“. Das sollte Schmetterling heißen. Gerade kam einer in die Wohnung. http://t.co/…
YtakSnikpoh Interested in #mentalhealth, like theatre? Love Edward Blank by @FamiliaDeLaNoch at #edfringe2015. An excellent portrayal of #psychosis.
RT @edomblog: In der Flüchtlingsdebatte reagieren #Merkel wie #Gauck ausweichend, appellieren nur an guten Willen, die Gesinnung. Bevölkeru…
@ojahnn Habe das mal ganz frech der Antonymsammlung der GSV einverleibt. :) http://t.co/RwnFEA62gi
"trees have started growing fake cell phone tower attachments and shiny gray bark" xkcd.com/1569/ #lustiges #feedly
"Redewendungen, die es zum Glück nicht gibt" ist auch so eine unterexplorierte Kunstform. http://t.co/jkq5Tx7ien #lustiges #feedly
Read the English writing language scientists say is unique because it users EYES more than ears http://t.co/f7hznqtV9X
frachtschaden Ich habe 2 Schrott im Rucksack.
@abnor_malik Ui, Kringel! Tierchen gefällt! ^^
Gerade gelernt: "Nonmention" heißt auf Englisch "subtweet".
bmaygers If I were a garage band in Evanston, I'd name myself Alice Dreger's Middle Finger. Just sayin. huff.to/1Px1r0N
AliceDreger The mate: 'It's good you resigned over a blowjob because it's something you really care about.'
If Programming Languages Were Harry Potter Characters http://t.co/lcQ47Xhvaj
"A sizable minority of them are interested in learning (...), even if they are also (...) on Facebook." #wat