The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 26th, 2015

Word of the day: downpurr

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Aus Versehen die unbedruckten Rückseiten mehrerer Blätter gescannt und mir gemailt. Drucke ich dann aus, wenn ich mal Schmierpapier brauche.

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Die Ansprüche eilen den Möglichkeiten voraus.

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RT @SimonHurtz: Mal wieder die wichtigste @saschalobo-Kolumne seit immer. Diesmal wirklich: http://t.co/KxdH03TeB7 http://t.co/StfcncSkLL

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CharDoucette Puritanical values have no place anywhere in 2015, let alone in a university. @AliceDreger

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:46 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

RT @sven_giegold: TTIP-Transparenz im Praxistest: Der "veröffentlichte" Brief d. Tabaklobby an d. EU-Kommission. http://t.co/2EzptJlaZC htt…

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RT @ahoi_polloi: Wir sind die Generation, die ihren Eltern die Software installieren musste und ihren Kindern erklären wird, was Installati…

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skeletonlungs my sister posted this on her facebook & i am stunned at how true it is pic.twitter.com/nVcv8fEdYl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ladydreamspeed Censorship and prudish behavior never did anyone any good. @AliceDreger

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:43 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Being unable to reassure someone that they're on the right train without adding "at least I hope so!"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:04 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

AliceDreger Colleague: Now you'll never be hired by a university admin interested in being able to control the faculty.
Me: Right. What's the downside?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:04 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

economeager Once again I have cleverly protected myself against all stock market losses by having no assets.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:10 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

AliceDreger Chicago Tonight wants me on tonight. I don't have the energy to drive 4 hours. Auditioning for a fake me. Send pix of your middle fingers.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:09 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

yoavgo ok. we really need to get over the "we trivially apply Neural Net/RNN to task X and gain a few points" stage. It is supper boring.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:09 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Sometimes things really are simple. https://t.co/6QNs5cvI3S

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AliceDreger Truth: I thought about explicitly warning my admin all this terrible press would happen, but was afraid they'd fire me for 'making threats.'

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

RT @nodrama_de: Sind Menschen die Onionrouter für KiPo nutzen eigentlich "Torpedos"?

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frachtschaden Es gibt Sachen. pic.twitter.com/buk9sJbY7P

via iOS (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

CountCarbon Imagine Europe had banned the internet, citing precuationary principle twaddle, while US went on with it. This is what is happening with GM.

via Carbon Counter's Client (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

CountCarbon "Behold the 97% consensus on climate change". "There is no consensus on GM safety". This cannot go on.

via Carbon Counter's Client (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

CountCarbon Feels as if we are at a fork in the road. Greens berate politicians for ignoring science on climate, but praise them for doing it on GM.

via Carbon Counter's Client (retweeted on 3:43 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

RT @plomlompom: "Das stimmt zwar nicht, doch wenn's so wär, dann wär das Leben halb so schwer!"

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AliceDreger The kid, chuckling:You've pissed off the school superintendent and your dean.
Me: I don't have a problem with authority, just bad authority.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:41 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

HackerHuntress I don't like the term "human resources," either. "Meat widgets" is so much more vivid.

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RT @ennomane: "Nach einer verkürzten Ausbildungszeit von etwa einem Vierteljahr (…) in den Polizeidienst eingestellt und hoheitlich tätig w…

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RT @frachtschaden: Eines meiner ersten Wörter war „Mitgoba“. Das sollte Schmetterling heißen. Gerade kam einer in die Wohnung. http://t.co/…

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YtakSnikpoh Interested in , like theatre? Love Edward Blank by @FamiliaDeLaNoch at . An excellent portrayal of .

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:36 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

RT @edomblog: In der Flüchtlingsdebatte reagieren #Merkel wie #Gauck ausweichend, appellieren nur an guten Willen, die Gesinnung. Bevölkeru…

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@ojahnn Habe das mal ganz frech der Antonymsammlung der GSV einverleibt. :) http://t.co/RwnFEA62gi

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"trees have started growing fake cell phone tower attachments and shiny gray bark" xkcd.com/1569/

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"Redewendungen, die es zum Glück nicht gibt" ist auch so eine unterexplorierte Kunstform. http://t.co/jkq5Tx7ien #lustiges #feedly

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Read the English writing language scientists say is unique because it users EYES more than ears http://t.co/f7hznqtV9X

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frachtschaden Ich habe 2 Schrott im Rucksack.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:55 AM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Gerade gelernt: "Nonmention" heißt auf Englisch "subtweet".

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bmaygers If I were a garage band in Evanston, I'd name myself Alice Dreger's Middle Finger. Just sayin. huff.to/1Px1r0N

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:47 AM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

AliceDreger The mate: 'It's good you resigned over a blowjob because it's something you really care about.'

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:56 AM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

If Programming Languages Were Harry Potter Characters http://t.co/lcQ47Xhvaj

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"A sizable minority of them are interested in learning (...), even if they are also (...) on Facebook."

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