The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 31st, 2015

_tessr twitter dot com, where people think they're brands and brands think they're people

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:55 PM, Aug 31st, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

"Just invented a complicated device for transporting loads smoothly." - "Why don't you just use wheels?" - "Not my area of expertise."

via Twitter Web Client

People telling others on Stackoverflow to RTFM. The irony!

via Twitter Web Client

"The “rational” mindset is how we end up with overharvesting, water or food shortages, pollution, climate change,etc" http://t.co/xa5OR9OttK

via Twitter for Android

RT @plomlompom: 'a habit when I drop into apps like Slack, or start a long DM conversation on Twitter, or whatnot. I say “Hello future Past…

via Twitter for Android

RT @Stonehippo: “Over time, all data approaches deleted, or public.” @quinnnorton's Law. Fundamental to the future, hard to accept. https:…

via Twitter for Android

DrJenGunter @doryowen @AliceDreger what about a sex position mug for morning coffee? pic.twitter.com/Dbh74EkNrQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:26 PM, Aug 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nine9ths Techdel test: In meetings at your tech company, two women talk, not about management or HR, without being mansplained.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:26 PM, Aug 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

morehead_sarah And you thought there was no way "Buddhism" was like other religions... fb.me/2mfHyrjPt

via Facebook (retweeted on 10:31 AM, Aug 31st, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

RT @stporombka: Es hilft natürlich schon, wenn man ein paar gute Bücher gelesen hat, um den Flüchtlingen auf Augenhöhe zu begegnen. http://…

via Twitter for Android

RT @ichliebetrash: "Du MUSST das verstehen!"
"Ich KANN nicht, ich bin dumm!"
"Du MUSST!"
"🆗." ~wird klug~ ~versteht es~

via Twitter for Android

Ähähähä, der Kleine, hähä, nein, das ist nicht Nikolausi, das ist Ésterhazy!

via Twitter for Android

andrewtraviss Having a baby has really driven home how terrible it is when several issues result in the same error message

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:36 AM, Aug 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

medskep On numbers being gamed, people can't keep their own score - @EdwardTufte pic.twitter.com/Ps9j1NoBIP Read this carefully and often

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:35 AM, Aug 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

"pursuit of evidence is the most important moral imperative of our day" https://t.co/Hn3geLCaBC

via Twitter for Android