The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 5th, 2015

Word of the day: nomprofit

via Twitter for Android

EnvGen there's a community of old men who have conversations every morning in the comments section of guardian crosswords pic.twitter.com/wACmiVTLFi

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:27 PM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

skeptikantin @texttheater Südzucker.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:26 PM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

landinterface @texttheater Mit dem Kassenschlager „Sui Generis D30“?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:05 PM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig Andere Rubriken: "Teile, die in Betten drinstecken" (von der Nichte beschriftet), "Seltene Spezialdingse", "Pyrotechnik".

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:49 PM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig Mein neues Lieblingsschraubenglas: "Phosphatierte Schnellbauschrauben 'Bonne Maman' 3,6 x 25 – Kirsche Erdbeere Rhabarber".

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:49 PM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe Google Maps knows where the "library with the lions" is. pic.twitter.com/VTVhyw6Ndp

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:49 PM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig "Oh, er will das Datum wissen – na da werst di wundern." Der Bruder hat seinen Apple Newton wiedergefunden und neue Batterien eingesetzt.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:47 PM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jottes Momentaufnahme, wie eine Sternwarte einen Stern einfängt um einen Stern zu warten.
pic.twitter.com/HciBGZTlLL

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 10:47 PM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

stporombka Ich liebe diese Entspannung, wenn ich abends meine Schreibhand abnehme und zum Aufladen auf den Nachttisch stelle. pic.twitter.com/jXOPmfwkkn

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:42 PM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Ob's wohl einen Markt für viel günstiger produzierte homöopathische Generika gäbe?

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GabrielBerlin super twet aber Umsetzung naja daher nur 1 stern

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:47 PM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

the_maki "Anlass der Bewirtung: [kicher] Projektbesprechung [kicher]" pic.twitter.com/ycM24eMB8b

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:57 PM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

netfreedom German Attorney General fired. This does not happen everyday, and speaks to the power of public protest abcnews.go.com/International/… @netzpolitik

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 2:57 PM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

KomaOK "Ich will Eis und in den Kletterpark und was spielen und mehr Eis!"
"Mama, hattest du wieder 2 Kaffee?"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:06 AM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

TeufelsKueche "Also. Kein Rind, Kalb oder Wild. Keine helle Sauce. Kein Gelee. Hab ich was vergessen?"

"Miau!"

"Nichts unter 75 Cent. Ist klar."

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:06 AM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jamis "Millinillion" is my favorite large number name, but "quinquaquadragintillion" is a close second.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:28 AM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

"Sir, I have to ask you to leave the premises and go to the conclusions."

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yonatanzunger @amyquispe certainly become career criminals. Therefore, we should lock them up forever."

This is why you need to avoid positive feedback.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:25 AM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

yonatanzunger @amyquispe It seems like a great way to model "we know that we'll put this person in jail and offer nothing else, so they'll almost...

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:25 AM, Aug 5th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)