The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 5th, 2015

Word of the day: nomprofit

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EnvGen there's a community of old men who have conversations every morning in the comments section of guardian crosswords pic.twitter.com/wACmiVTLFi

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RT @landinterface: @texttheater Mit dem Kassenschlager „Sui Generis D30“?

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RT @kathrinpassig: Andere Rubriken: "Teile, die in Betten drinstecken" (von der Nichte beschriftet), "Seltene Spezialdingse", "Pyrotechnik"…

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RT @kathrinpassig: Mein neues Lieblingsschraubenglas: "Phosphatierte Schnellbauschrauben 'Bonne Maman' 3,6 x 25 – Kirsche Erdbeere Rhabarbe…

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amyquispe Google Maps knows where the "library with the lions" is. pic.twitter.com/VTVhyw6Ndp

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RT @kathrinpassig: "Oh, er will das Datum wissen – na da werst di wundern." Der Bruder hat seinen Apple Newton wiedergefunden und neue Batt…

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RT @jottes: Momentaufnahme, wie eine Sternwarte einen Stern einfängt um einen Stern zu warten. #sternetüv
https://t.co/HciBGZTlLL

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stporombka Ich liebe diese Entspannung, wenn ich abends meine Schreibhand abnehme und zum Aufladen auf den Nachttisch stelle. pic.twitter.com/jXOPmfwkkn

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Ob's wohl einen Markt für viel günstiger produzierte homöopathische Generika gäbe?

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GabrielBerlin super twet aber Umsetzung naja daher nur 1 stern

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the_maki "Anlass der Bewirtung: [kicher] Projektbesprechung [kicher]" pic.twitter.com/ycM24eMB8b

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RT @netfreedom: German Attorney General fired. This does not happen everyday, and speaks to the power of public protest http://t.co/5wVRRQ4…

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KomaOK "Ich will Eis und in den Kletterpark und was spielen und mehr Eis!"
"Mama, hattest du wieder 2 Kaffee?"

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RT @TeufelsKueche: "Also. Kein Rind, Kalb oder Wild. Keine helle Sauce. Kein Gelee. Hab ich was vergessen?"

"Miau!"

"Nichts unter 75 …

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jamis "Millinillion" is my favorite large number name, but "quinquaquadragintillion" is a close second.

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"Sir, I have to ask you to leave the premises and go to the conclusions."

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yonatanzunger @amyquispe certainly become career criminals. Therefore, we should lock them up forever."

This is why you need to avoid positive feedback.

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yonatanzunger @amyquispe It seems like a great way to model "we know that we'll put this person in jail and offer nothing else, so they'll almost...

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