The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 2nd, 2015

Voll inkonsequent: einerseits Antikapitalist, andererseits nen fetten Mercedesstern an der Jacke. belauscht.de/2015/nicht-der…

via Twitter for Android

squarecog The trouble with stemming. pic.twitter.com/gVjTPmjFNj

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:49 PM, Aug 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

On page 133 of 508 of The Circle, by Dave Eggers goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

SoVeryBritish If you're not in the queue, don't stand near the queue - you're causing a hell of a lot of tension

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:41 PM, Aug 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nnamrreherdna "Ich bin nicht neidisch. Ich bin nur sehr sehr sicher, dass du zu Unrecht Erfolg hast."

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Aug 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

TechCrunch Machine Learning And Human Bias: An Uneasy Pair tcrn.ch/1hdgMbL by @jasonbaldridge

via 10up Publish Tweet (retweeted on 7:28 PM, Aug 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Zafar et al. Fairness Constraints: A Mechanism for Fair Classification fatml.org/papers/Zafar_V…

via Twitter for Android

AudreyTruschke How to Destroy Special Collections in 3 steps: don't digitize/do bad job digitizing, make jokes, and enumerate stuff sarahwerner.net/blog/2015/07/h…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Aug 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Nachtvogel „… bei den internationalen Armeespielen in Russland …“

U. a. Panzer-Biathlon, Kampfjet-Formationen und Wagenrennen.
Nun, besser als Krieg.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Aug 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn "Bei mir zuhause haben wir so viel Sofa, dass 'Sofa' für uns ein Massennomen ist."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Aug 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

"What happened to the backyard?" - "We moved it to the front yard." pic.twitter.com/BSqD6UaeLY

via Twitter for Android

Mean. ^^ "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Exam Nightmare" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3…

via Twitter for Android

_youhadonejob Champagne bottle fail. pic.twitter.com/kqzFEbNVZM

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:53 AM, Aug 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

drmikehart Scientists upload a worm's brain into a Lego robot. cnn.com/2015/01/21/tec… @joerogan @bulletproofexec

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:52 AM, Aug 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

houellebeck Normal wirken die Leute nur, weil man sie nicht gut kennt.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:48 AM, Aug 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Doc_Megz @thegermanfor in Afrikaans it's spookasem which means ghost breath.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:48 AM, Aug 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

m0rb @Pogue @dakami to be fair, it could have been a tigon or a liger.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:48 AM, Aug 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Pogue CNN’s report that Cecil the Lion’s BROTHER was killed seems to be incorrect. But meanwhile, I love this excerpt. pic.twitter.com/jCGt7GJaoL

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 1:46 AM, Aug 2nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)