The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 14th, 2020

brynguist New rule: If you send me a job rejection first thing in the morning on my birthday, I get to reject your rejection. Congratulations, you'll actually be interviewing me tomorrow, as soon as I'm done eating leftover cake for breakfast 🎂

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:24 PM, Jul 14th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

gchrupala @annargrs @yoavgo Yeah that bit is obvious. I meant not mentioning explicitly which construct is being modeled, leaving it to the readers to infer from the proxy used, presumably to lessen the likelihood of calls for Yoav to retract his tweet.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:22 PM, Jul 14th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

henscheck Autodieb, der seinen eigenen Rekord knackt

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:41 PM, Jul 14th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

chisakanon if you've ever wondered exactly what cats do with their paws and limbs when they loaf here you go pic.twitter.com/jJMapzac0m

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:32 PM, Jul 14th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

katjaberlin wieso heißt es eigentlich immer neiddebatte und nicht gierdebatte?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:32 PM, Jul 14th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

CCLS_unicologne Funded by the Competence Area III of @UniCologne, the Center for Data and Simulation Science, @IdhTweets, CCeH and DCH are organizing the summer school "Deep Learning for Language Analysis". 31 August - 4 September 2020.
Learn more here: ml-school.uni-koeln.de pic.twitter.com/49uXCso2Ka

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:28 PM, Jul 14th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

KaeteHaete Wenn Du keinen Bock mehr hast irgendwo zu sein, steh auf & geh. Iss mehr Kuchen. Hör nicht auf dumme Anweisungen & Tipps von anderen (lel). Und falls doch: Ok. Keinen Bock mehr Freunde leiden zu sehen, weil uns falsche Werte eingetrichtert wurden. Es ist 2020, die Erde brennt.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:42 PM, Jul 14th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Wer nannte es OT und nicht falsch eingefädelt

via Twitter for Android

(im Restaurant) "Wir hätten gerne einmal alle Vielfachen von acht."

via Twitter for Android

molily To rephrase, the art of coding is 100% coding something and 1,900% figuring out how to get rid of the code

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:10 PM, Jul 14th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

molily The art of coding is 5% coding something and 95% figuring out how not to write any code

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:10 PM, Jul 14th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Das einzige Buch, das ihr fürs Germanistikstudium wirklich braucht. pic.twitter.com/dWLCF394xs

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:10 PM, Jul 14th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera Wenn ich einen Aktienindex erfinden würde, würde ich ihn BAAL oder MOLOCH nennen.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:09 PM, Jul 14th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Hi @coling2020, what's the timeline for bidding and submitting reviews?

via Twitter for Android

wiase Tach.

Daß Corona vorbei ist, merke ich daran, daß ich schon wieder die einzige bin, die mal ein bißchen zur Seite geht.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:51 PM, Jul 14th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

travisalabanza It’s so I’ll re share this article by me for Huffpost about how not only is non binary identities not new, but the suggestion of newness around them is seeped in racism. huffingtonpost.co.uk/amp/entry/non-… pic.twitter.com/sQbj5BtFoL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:14 AM, Jul 14th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

3 of 5 stars to My Man Jeeves by P.G. Wodehouse goodreads.com/review/show/24…

via Goodreads

Grumpfdalm @derwahremawa @GabrielBerlin Kässpätzle, anonym, Leipzig, 2020 pic.twitter.com/BAyESZthBz

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:08 AM, Jul 14th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)