The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 17th, 2020

Chaosfux mobiler Miniofen für genau eine Pommes, aber mit der normalen Garzeit

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:58 PM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera Nebenan ist wieder Coronaparty. Ich leg mein Handy mal lieber auf die andere Seite vom Tisch, damit ich mich nicht ansteck.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:58 PM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

wanikenobi Sich während der Pandemie woanders bewerben, weil man kein Bock mehr auf seinen alten Job hat. pic.twitter.com/wgM1iqpcqo

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:49 PM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

zeitonline Die EU ist unverzichtbar. Aber Gerhard Schröder und Angela Merkel haben sie an den Rand des Ruins getrieben. Vielleicht ist weniger Europa in Zukunft mehr, schreibt @APosener: trib.al/lwKkN0W pic.twitter.com/hLCmJpSMSK

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 10:46 PM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

cassidoo I love being a woman on the internet pic.twitter.com/5YqOuDmVAa

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:42 PM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

bundesamtfvs So ein diskretes "Ihr wollt doch nicht, dass man euch für Linke hält" zur rechten Zeit, und auf die ist Verlass spiegel.de/netzwelt/netzp…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:13 PM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

tttthomasssss Anybody aweposting about GPT-3. Please feed it the prompts from Table 1 from this paper: arxiv.org/pdf/1909.01326…

I tried and you don’t need to cherry-pick anything to unleash its full trash potential.

We should be talking a lot more about this.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:25 PM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra @annargrs I don't understand why people keep talking about "establishing" anon arxiv or adding that feature. It exists; ICLR uses it exclusively; ACL should also. Just use OpenReview.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:22 PM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

CriticalMass_S "Sie selbst haben kein Auto. Warum nicht?" pic.twitter.com/ha7XlCLw67

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:17 PM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

tschfflr 🤩Jemand* hier mit 10-15 Minuten Zeit für eine Umfrage zur Interpretation von Emojis? 🙏👩‍💻
emoji-survey-2020.netlify.app

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn In the context of an mentoring session I attended today, @NatalieParde shared this helpful guide to saying no: cra.org/cra-wp/balanci…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

"In truth, Black, brown, and LGBTQ+ people — particularly Black and trans people — can now critique elites publicly and hold them accountable socially; this seems to be the letter’s greatest concern." twitter.com/robindetje/sta…

via Twitter for Android

stefanowitsch There is a discussion in Germany about removing the word “Rasse” (≈ “race") from the constitution. @natashaakelly and I talked to @byscunningham on @kcrwberlin about why this is not as easy to do or as good an idea as one might think. kcrwberlin.com/studioberlin

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:47 PM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Jedes Mal, wenn ich meine Blueetooth-Ohrhörer von Anker einsetze und das Hochfahrgeräusch höre, brace ich mich für den Rhythmus von "Neue Freunde" von Foyer des Arts. youtube.com/watch?v=nBs1BF…

via Twitter Web App

ojahnn May or may not just have tried it out with my colleague @BBonhammer in a session that included collaboratively making stick figures dance (one of us moving the heads via adding and deleting spaces, and the other person moving the arms up and down via alt+arrow up/down)!!!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:46 PM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Mittagessenstrategie einfach mal umgekehrt, eine große Schüssel Vinaigrette anrühren und dann schauen, wie ich sie irgendwie kohlehydratarm in mich reintransferiert kriege

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:17 PM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

luthersoehnchen Muss gerade an das T-Shirt von Max Goldt bei denken: „Ein guter Rapper überlegt erstmal“.



faz.net/aktuell/gesell…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:17 PM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

lianghai “If you haven't ever tried to implement Bidi text selection and rendering, try it. You'll either run away screaming, or… find a new favorite.
“I had found my field.” twitter.com/srl295/status/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:13 PM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

"Do I look like eyecare?"

via Twitter for Android

Zartgesottene vs. Hartbesaitete

via Twitter for Android

ch000ch you get one genuine crying laugh about every 3 months. this is my 3rd quarter cry laugh. (last quarter was the dancing pallbearers) twitter.com/killola/status…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:17 PM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

literalbanana badmouthing things on twitter is a machine for turning status into knowledge

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:58 AM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater US-amerikanische Flüssigunze pic.twitter.com/dOzsuhQLvZ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:53 AM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

"One of the biggest issues Keurig and Nespresso face is not making enough ounces." theguardian.com/food/2020/jul/…

via Twitter for Android

TillRaether Schlechteste deutsche Sprichwort bleibt ~Wie man sich bettet so liegt man~, was hatte der Volksmund noch im Entwursfordner, wie man sich setzt, so sitzt man? Lächerlich, 0/10

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:24 AM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa In dem Foto der beiden Julis mit der Verfassungsbeschwerde spiegelt sich ein bestimmter in diesem Milieu stilprägender Umgang mit konventioneller Attraktivität, der durchaus mit dem dort grassierenden Sexismus korreliert. Insofern verstehe ich den Ärger teilweise ganz gut.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:24 AM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

thingskatedid We will:
1. take your feedback into consideration
2. continually explore ways to enhance your shopping experience
3. rock you
4. add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:35 AM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

nwilliams030 I need all of NLP to be explained in this format pic.twitter.com/KYNQPTAQzB

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:28 AM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

mayhplumb Who has examples of garden path sentences in languages besides English?

In English, leaving "that" out of a relative clause is an excellent way to build garden paths --- I'm curious what other grammatical processes make hotbeds of structural ambiguity

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:27 AM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Die Kunst des Überzeugens in Dark

1) materialisieren
2) starren
3) raunen
4) ???
5) profit

via Twitter Web App

KidsWriteJokes What weighs more, a kg of steel, or a kg of feathers?

The steel, because steel is heavier than feathers

via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 12:23 AM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

thingskatedid My friend suggests:
"The sheep cheered the return of the lost shoop."

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:19 AM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

MidasNouwens A holiday gift from us* at @AarhusUni: Consent-o-Matic! A browser extension that automatically answers consent pop-ups for you. Firefox: addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/…
Chrome: chrome.google.com/webstore/detai…
Github: github.com/cavi-au/Consen…

* @cklokmose; Janus Bager Kristensen; Rolf Bagge

1/8 pic.twitter.com/3ooV8ZFTH0

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:14 AM, Jul 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)