The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 19th, 2020

lunavirgine But at the core is the idea of making available a combination of knowledge, feeling, instinct, and sensuality. If we lived in fully automated luxury gay space communism, I wouldn't even charge money for it! But in this material reality, we have to.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:32 PM, Jul 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

mostly_voids Been waiting to read this and it meets and exceeds all expectations (also shout-out to "force to be reckoned with" @andoburton!). Do read. twitter.com/leoni_pepperon…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:28 PM, Jul 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

howtogeek Never heard of Gopher? Here's what it was, why it was cool, and why it disappeared. howtogeek.com/661871/the-web… by @benjedwards

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:08 PM, Jul 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Carnap reflektiert
Carnap drückt‘s aus

via Facebook (retweeted on 6:05 PM, Jul 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

wo das kalb gletschert

via Twitter for Android

'Conservative elites, threatened by changing social norms and an accelerating generational handover, are attempting to amplify their feelings of aggrievement into a national crisis.'

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

'The panic over “cancel culture” is, at its core, a reactionary backlash.' twitter.com/GabrielBerlin/…

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derwahremawa Wenn *mein* Nachname Denkhaus wäre, würde ich ja sofort einen geisteswissenschaftlichen Fachverlag gründen, aber mich fragt ja keiner und ich heiße ja auch nicht so

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:59 PM, Jul 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

evacide The year is 2020: you may stress bake and doomscroll or doomscroll and stress bake. These are your only options.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:57 PM, Jul 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

mostly_voids Wow this tweet embedded badly

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:35 PM, Jul 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Freddy2805 Durch Berlin-Marzahn läuft gerade die erste -Parade - organisiert von der russisschsprachigen LGBT-Organisation , gegen LGBT-Feindlichkeit in der russischsprachigen Community und überall pic.twitter.com/CPKWXiFy7q

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:35 PM, Jul 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Couchionista Wer meint, ich rede viel Scheiße, hat mich noch nie denken gehört.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:36 AM, Jul 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

FR31H31T angela merkel ist so gut weil sie einen doktortitel in quantenpolitik hat

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:34 AM, Jul 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

On page 162 of 347 of The Design of Everyday Th, by Donald A. Norman: "We design equipme... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

ahmedheshamm4 man i be overthinking these pic.twitter.com/qZ6vdVRdMh

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:31 AM, Jul 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

cactus_chef Ich auf dem Boomertreffen: "... dann kommt irgendwann Tempolimit 1 km/h, Freunde!" (Teile meines Kurzarmhemdes fallen ab [es ist ein Kuchen].)
Andere Boomer: "Das ist kein richtiger Boomer!" - "Boomt ihn!"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:28 AM, Jul 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

cactus_chef Verzeiht, dass es schon wieder um geht, aber muss euch noch mitteilen, dass seit dem Urlaub kein Ekzem mehr habe!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:27 AM, Jul 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

cactus_chef Wenn ich nicht hier bin, bin ich auf'm Sonnendeck.
Oder auf'm Ith.
Oder bei der satanischen S/M-Orgie im 2. Stock (bitte lange klingeln).

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:27 AM, Jul 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

cactus_chef Morgen beginnt mein Prozess wegen Freisetzung ionisierender Strahlen. Ich denke, ich werde gleich am Anfang versuchen, das Gericht mit meiner köstlichen Horst-Schlämmer-Parodie auf meine Seite zu ziehen. 🙂

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:27 AM, Jul 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin Warum heißt es schwer zugängliches Grundwasser und nicht problematische Quellenlage

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:22 AM, Jul 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

bedride - bedrode - bedridden

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On page 157 of 347 of The Design of Everyday Th, by Donald A. Norman: "The use of sound ... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

hinaus auf die Balkoney

via Twitter for Android

tesseralis The "Doom Scroll" is a giant billboard in town center that speaks of all the atrocities happening outside of The Network, meant to remind the Users of how fortunate they are to be safe inside.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:47 AM, Jul 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

tesseralis "Cancelling" is their euphemism for state-sanctioned murder of inhabitants that don't do their job well or say the word "color"

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:46 AM, Jul 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

tesseralis "Influencers" and "Thought Leaders" sound like two opposing enemy factions in a young adult dystopian novel where teenagers are assigned their life goals at 16 and everyone wears gray overalls.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:46 AM, Jul 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

tesseralis I think I've discovered personal end-times coping mechanism, which is "frantically work on math visualizations so that when the new civilization discovers the GitHub Antarctic vault they'll know that a pentagonal bipyramid can be gyroelongated into an icosahedron."

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:45 AM, Jul 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)