The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 23rd, 2020

texttheater Jago and the Arsonauts

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:05 PM, Jul 23rd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

Alyama1 Während für viele scheinbar vorbei ist triffts uns aktuell immer mehr. Wir haben mehr asymptomatische Patienten die wegen anderer Probleme zu uns kommen & dann positiv getestet wurden. Leider nehmen viele unserer Patienten die Mundschutzpflicht nicht ernst und (1/x)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:45 PM, Jul 23rd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

Fakt: "How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast)" heißt im Original "How to Seel Drugs Online (Almost)"

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ojahnn My planned chapter outline vs. the finished thesis twitter.com/MobyDickatSea/…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:31 PM, Jul 23rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin Killerfeature in der @ParkNowDE-App: wo gibt es (vermutlich) Parkplätze? pic.twitter.com/MYkV63PZ9o

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:19 PM, Jul 23rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn @mmbollmann @wellformedness I am still mad at/delighted by @aparrish for doing this to me, specifically, last week: twitch.tv/videos/6818130…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:15 PM, Jul 23rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

teh_aSak Gespannt, wann Kramp-Karrenbauer enthüllt, dass der Heimatschutz in Staffeln organisiert werden wird.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:13 PM, Jul 23rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker The industry AI paradigm assumes that it's possible for companies to build models using personal data scooped up from the web—without asking who shared it and why—and somehow make it ethical using technical tricks. If we reject this premise the trillion dollar castle falls apart.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:06 PM, Jul 23rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

UjuAnya Bilingualism twitter.com/anasamways/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:04 PM, Jul 23rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

yeahshewrites Settling in a new country twitter.com/anasamways/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:04 PM, Jul 23rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

PsychologInnen sprechen vom Wurst-Wut-Konnex pic.twitter.com/71cs6DZak6

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OthersideAI GPT-3 is going to change the way you work.

Introducing Quick Response by OthersideAI

Automatically write emails in your personal style by simply writing the key points you want to get across

The days of spending hours a day emailing are over!!!

Beta access link in bio! pic.twitter.com/HFjZOgJvR8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:23 PM, Jul 23rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

amasad Reading code is hard! Don't you wish you could just ask the code what it does? To describe its functions, its types.

And maybe... how can it be improved?

Introducing: @replit code oracle 🧙‍♀️

It's crazy, just got access to @OpenAI API and I already have a working product! pic.twitter.com/HX4MyH9yjm

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:23 PM, Jul 23rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Wer nannte es Rüstungsausgaben und nicht Gwehrfinanzierung

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:22 PM, Jul 23rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

"I feel like I'm slowing everyone down because I'm only 20 km/h over the speed limit."

via Twitter for Android

teh_aSak Homeland Security, but make it völkisch.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:37 PM, Jul 23rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Eilenbrat Water polo ist langweiligerweise nur die Übersetzung von Wasserball und hat nichts mit rittlings auf Nilpferden sitzend einen Kugelfisch per Golfschläger durchs Becken ins gegnerische Tor prügeln zu tun wie man ja intuitiv vermuten würde twitter.com/sovietvisuals/…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:00 PM, Jul 23rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

mmbollmann Burn English orthography and rebuild it from the ground up.

(Lots of fascinating mispronunciation examples both in the article and in the – countless – comments.)

theguardian.com/culture/commen…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:35 PM, Jul 23rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Nassrasierer sehen aus wie futuristische Puppenstaubsauger

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:31 PM, Jul 23rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

4 of 5 stars to The Design of Everyday Things by Donald A. Norman goodreads.com/review/show/33…

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On page 281 of 347 of The Design of Everyday Th, by Donald A. Norman: "Hill climbing can... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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cactus_chef Bei den Mondelezes würde ich heute gern Mäuschen spielen.
"Vater, Vater, was sprach der Senat?", fragt der auf einem Steckenpferd anreitende Sohn den eintretenden Patriarchen. Dieser nimmt den Hut ab, schüttel langsam den Kopf. Die Mutter dreht sich wortlos im Küchentürrahmen um. twitter.com/ZDFheute/statu…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:29 AM, Jul 23rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

On page 258 of 347 of The Design of Everyday Things, by Donald A. Norman goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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On page 245 of 347 of The Design of Everyday Th, by Donald A. Norman: "OXO did the right... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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On page 228 of 347 of The Design of Everyday Th, by Donald A. Norman: "Our initial goal ... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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r_speer The harder scripts to deal with are the ones that landed _near_ the Latin script in Unicode. They can turn into short sequences that it's hard to explain to a computer why they're not intended.

Maybe someone really did want to multiply together a bunch of quotation marks, right?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:33 AM, Jul 23rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Bleeptrack Ah, it's paper rejection day pic.twitter.com/LTPCgtnMw3

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:22 AM, Jul 23rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Echt jetzt, will sie ihm eine Bewährungsstrafe geben, oder was soll er mit den ganzen Lifehacks eigentlich anfangen?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:10 AM, Jul 23rd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)