The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 30th, 2020

Chaosfux nee danke, überall käfer bestimmt twitter.com/swordgirlfrend…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:57 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

allison_horst ...that looks like this. I get to see them pretend to be whale sharks, we talk a bit about how to get as many krill as possible in the fewest passes you're gonna tilt your face, then we get into PCA. pic.twitter.com/8P0NZk7elO

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:51 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

allison_horst As a warm-up exercise to teach PCA I ask students to pretend they're a whale shark then ask them what angle they'd tilt their shark face if they were approaching a delicious krill swarm... pic.twitter.com/ICLo66TzM4

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:51 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Wer nannte es Brotdose und nicht Schnabuliertrommel

via Twitter for Android

KidsWriteJokes Why does a spider have 8 legs?

One on each side!

via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 11:23 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Wer nannte es RegioBahn und nicht MettExpress regio-bahn.de

via Twitter for Android

ArminNassehi Wie konnte das passieren? twitter.com/dfg_public/sta…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:28 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

TiniDo Das sendet natürlich auch sehr interessante Signale an Mädchen & junge Frauen, denen man sonst immer gerne erzählt, Wissenschaft wäre doch so ein tolles Feld für sie. Einfach nen Typ zum Wissenschaftstestimonial machen, der Greta Thunberg als psychisch krank zu denunzieren müssen

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:24 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

TiniDo Herzlichen Glückwunsch an die Kommunikationsagentur, die der @dfg_public diese Quatschkampagne sicher nicht nur für 🍎&🥚 verkauft hat. Du hättest mit Prof. Drosten den erfolgreichsten ever haben können, aber du nimmst Dieter Nuhr, den Liebling der Covidioten.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:24 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Wort des Tages: Schlafentstörung

via Twitter for Android

Wer nannte es Sikorsky Firefly und nicht Akkuschrauber

via Twitter for Android

KidsWriteJokes How does Darth Vadar know what Luke Skywalker is getting for Christmas??

He's his dad! He buys Luke the presents!!!

via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 5:57 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Lambsdorff SEHR ernst:
a) Delegitimierung der Gegner (enemies of the people)
b) und des Wahlprozesses (Mail-in) gefolgt vom
c) Angriff auf den Wahltermin.
...ist die aus fragilen Staaten gut bekannte Sequenz, mit der Machthaber eine Nicht-Anerkennung der Wahl vorbereiten. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:56 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Wenn Du in der Schule gelernt hast, daß Ausbeutung nicht existiert. twitter.com/Marius_Raabe/s…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:54 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Jess_Riedel The single most cost effective way to speed up math & physics research by a philanthropist would be taking a few million bucks and hiring a team of developers to bring LaTeX into the 21st century. Some steps toward LaTeX++ :

(1/n)

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:53 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker If you'll pardon the generalization, security research aims to fix industry's problems; privacy research aims to speak truth to power. Security has higher status for obvious reasons. Privacy papers face the hurdle of being seen as legitimate research by security-minded reviewers.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:45 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

briecode When I’ve asked for security at event spaces, about half of the organizers I have asked have confided in me that this is a very common request from their marginalized speakers. Many other marginalized developers have stalkers. We deal with more than you know.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:44 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker There's a lot of concern today about industry funding of specific researchers. That's important, but a 100x deeper problem is that the tech industry warps CS academia's concept of what is even considered a legitimate research topic. This influence is both pervasive and invisible.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:44 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin Wenn der wiederaufladbare Becher die Antwort ist, was war die Frage pic.twitter.com/x7IqWxEfMs

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:43 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

SimonJGreenhill Hey, I'm talking tonight on "A cross-linguistic comparison
of the evolved complexity of numeral systems" at in the Unravelling Past Cognition: Approaches Across Disciplines symposium. Tune in if you're attending!

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:42 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin Fakt: going spacial ist englisch und heißt spazieren gehen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:38 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

wiase Tach.

Seit ich weiß, daß das Kind es lustig findet, wenn ich die Zeit stoppe, die es für eine Aufgabe braucht, werden Dinge erledigt UND es geht schnell. Ha.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:38 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Afelia Liebe Redaktionen, DAS HIER ist ein Text. Mir ist bewusst, dass sich hinter der paywall auch ein Artikel verbringt. Aber solange ihr Teaser für Paywall Artikel auf Twitter bewerbt, IST das alles ein eigenständiger Text. (1/) pic.twitter.com/HPS4IEoQGf

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:37 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

factory_400 When you have 30 projects running concurrently.... you get a tray system as a matter of survival. I work directly from the trays, moving them to/from my workbench. No cleanup needed to swap projects - just swap trays. pic.twitter.com/uyrKkW6ZsP

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:37 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

catchaspark_ i love ishmael "merman hellville" fakename. love a narrator who opens his book like "hi. i hate working. do you ever get depressed? i'm in a great mood right now and it is NOT a manic state. anyway, i've googled 10,000 whale facts. fact one: the whale is a horse and he loves me"

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:33 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

AnnaDushime endlich sagt’s jemand twitter.com/zirkuspony/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:27 PM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

thingskatedid Quick CLI overview of opentype features for a font I might use, without going to the trouble of installing it. It's always handy to try them out and experiment.

@behdadesfahbod's hb-view is great for this, it comes with the excellent HarfBuzz. otfinfo tells you what's supported. pic.twitter.com/TOYzJAf7qs

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:49 AM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

molily Beispiel pic.twitter.com/Tg5a8LOuk2

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:44 AM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

SenorCucho So Kinder,
Screenshots auf den Tisch, wir schreiben einen Shitstorm.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:42 AM, Jul 30th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)